Thin spakin' wid the dacency, of a remorseful tone,

"In fact," siz I, "me car's engaged, in Bray, by Mick Malone;

Besides the mare is nervous, an' me wife expects me soon,

For the army's out, I hear, upon the road to Knockmaroon!"

He didn't stop to parley, but he jumped upon me car,

An' showed a livin' pixture, of the brakin' of the war,

By pointin' a revolver at me nose! "I'm John McKune,

Dhrive on," siz he, "I'll guard you on the road to Knockmaroon!"

I never knew that powdher smelt so flamin' strong before,