"Now, dhrive me 'cross the grand canal, and on to Inchicore,"

But when we got around a turn, an' in a lonely place,

He whipped his waypon out again, to point it at me face!

Siz he, "Yer car is weighty, an' yerself's a dacent bulk,

You say the mare is nervous, an' she might begin to sulk;

We mustn't let that meddle with the work that I've in hand,

So skip your perch this minute, like a lark, at my command,

Come, hop yer twig, unyoke her, in a slippy lightenin' crack!

Just double up that rug, an' sthrap it tight across her back,

An' shorten up the reins, an' swop yer overcoat an' hat,