(“What’s that?” No one knows. Ask your daughter, from Vassar.)

Nay, we must admit, if perchance you should ask us,

’Twas forged in the States, and not at Damascus.

Too slim for a trinket, too large for a charm,

Too small for a weapon, too dull to do harm;

Too blunt for a bodkin, of life to deplete us,

’Twould not even serve for Hamlet’s quietus.

Cur igitur tibi gladiolum dabo—

Quemadmodum hoc explicare parabo?

Sie können nicht ganz die Verwerrung verstehen,