(“What’s that?” No one knows. Ask your daughter, from Vassar.)
Nay, we must admit, if perchance you should ask us,
’Twas forged in the States, and not at Damascus.
Too slim for a trinket, too large for a charm,
Too small for a weapon, too dull to do harm;
Too blunt for a bodkin, of life to deplete us,
’Twould not even serve for Hamlet’s quietus.
Cur igitur tibi gladiolum dabo—
Quemadmodum hoc explicare parabo?
Sie können nicht ganz die Verwerrung verstehen,