ERNEST:
"Well, here he is, for I'm the boy who did that deed as well,
So I could take the tin can off and of my goodness tell."
AUTOS CHANGE GOOD LUCK
Poor Uncle Zeke, he's very sad, and says the whole world's wrong,
For when he was a little boy it was a common song,
To sing about the luck which came from finding a horseshoe,
And in those good old lucky days the sign was always true.