But concerning one thing he said he must know
If kiddies they owned—the rent man's foe.
"Yes, six little ones," said Pa Wiggs the wary,
"But they are all in the cemetery."
Said the landlord, "Better there than here,"
And he drew up a lease without any fear.
And that's how the Wiggs got their lease
In a so-called kidless flat of PEACE.