Said a rich little girl, who was boasting one day,
"I'ze too many furs, so I throws them away;"
But her poor little friend, who fine furs had none,
In braggadocia could not be outdone,
And proudly she showed her little fur mittens
And said, "I'ze sum odders, do deys lined wid kittens."
MUCH LEARNING SAVES IGNATIUS
"Father," said learned Ignatius, as the strap was preparing to fall