One day I saw a bumble bee bumbling on a rose,

And as I stood admiring him, he stung me on the nose.

My nose in pain it swelled so large it looked like a potato,

So Daddy said, though Mother thought 'twas more like a tomato.

And now, dear children, this advice, I hope you'll take from me,

And when you see a bumble bee, just let that bumble be.


GRANDMA TURKEY'S LAMENT

"Oh! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Oh!