And bring you great glory and honor and fame.
It's a wondrous discovery, this ungomariasis,
And so we will call it the SUSANBONPIASIS."
"No, thank you, your honor," said Susan Bawben,
"I had the bugs once and don't want 'em again,
And if you onsist upon callin' me BUGS,
I'll lave you alone wid your books and your drugs."
Plate 5
[AUTHOR AT FIVE YEARS OLD]