Then Bridget turned her pug nose up with a "contempshus" air,

And gave a twist to her small knot of brick dust colored hair,

And said, "A chafing-dish, my dear, so says Miss B. Moriety,

Is but a common skillet pan that's got in High Society."

Autos Change Good Luck

(Written for Uncle Cicero Stoner.)

Poor Uncle Zeke, he's very sad, and says the whole world's wrong,

For when he was a little boy it was a common song,

To sing about the luck which came from finding a horse shoe,