And even then he did not know 'twas PRIDE that knocked him down.
Job Smarter Than Modern Babies
"Mother," said Lida, "why can't brother speak,
Is he so stupid or only just weak,
Like poor ancient Grandma, when she has a cold,
And loses her voice so she can't even scold?"
"No, darling," said mother, "your brother can't talk,
Eat sugar candy, nor even yet walk,
As he is a baby the size of your doll,