Should leave his favorite dishes, such as puddings, cakes and buns,
Outside of every doorway, so that he may eat at will
Of these luscious dainties until he has had his fill.
Then after eating all the cakes his "Tummy-tum" can hold,
He milks the cows and splits the wood (at least so I've been told),
But never thinks to bring nice gifts to little girls and boys,
Whose parents have to trim their trees and buy them all their toys.
Besides, this naughty NISSEN is cross at times and bad,
And does all sorts of horrid tricks, which I think very sad
At Christmas, when we all should be so kind to one another