Woes Caused By Whooping Bugs
(Written for Cousin Harvey Stoner, Jr.)
If you don't believe that whooping cough causes lots of woe,
Just catch a few of whooping germs and then I guess you'll know
That whoopee-whoop! and wheepee-wheeps! are not one bit of fun,
When you see others playing games where all must jump and run,
For if you jump or if you run, you start the whoop-oop-oop!
And even when you're tired you can't sleep for the croup,
Caused by the awful whooping bugs, which lurk within your throat