I've very little Latin and very little Greek
Stored away in my small brain, which yet is very weak,
But one thing I'll remember, I think until I die,
And that is that the KOPPA follows after PI.
And mother says perhaps this solves the very reason why
The "Kops" they follow after cooks well trained in baking pie.
A Whingwang Sonnet Of An Easter Bonnet
(Written for Cousin Marian Stoner.)
Once there was a little girl,