But soon he knew his tears were vain when Teddy laughing said,
"As mother of fine sextets, you surely rank ahead
Of all the lions I have met in circus tent or den,
To meet you I'm DEE-LIGHTED, and I hope we'll meet again."
All Dentists Go To Heaven
(Written for Dr. Richard Morris, Evansville, Ind.)
I don't like dentists, because they hurt me
With horrid bad pinchers as sharp as can be.
They pick at my teeth and scratch in my head