Unless all wars be made to cease
By a Tribunal ruled by "PEACE."
But good Sir Fang he did not go
Far off to Hague or else he'd know
That Peace Tribunals bring not "PEACE,"
Nor cause all bloody wars to cease;
As every man from each strange land
All other men can't understand
E'en when the learned GO-BETWEEN
Tries to explain and makes a scene.