"No," Scott gasped, "not another virus!" He threw the paper on his desk. "I'm up to my ass in . . ."
"Viruses," Doug said firmly, but grinning.
"Have a heart, these things are such bullshit."
"Then say so. But say something."
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Chapter 7 Thursday, September 17 New York City Times
Christopher Columbus Brings Disease to America
By Scott Mason
Here's a story I can't resist, regardless of the absurdity of the headline. In this case the words are borrowed from a story title in last week's National Expose, that most revered of journalistic publications which distributes half truths and tortured conclu- sions from publicity seeking nobodies.
The title should more appropriately be something like,
"Terror Feared in New Computer Virus Outbreak", or