“Take a fresh one, Jim,” said the Colonel, opening a bureau drawer.

Mr. Maker took two.

“Say, Colonel,” he demanded, “what's this bill that went into the judiciary this morning?”

“What bill?” asked the Colonel, blandly.

“So you think I ain't on?” Mr. Maker inquired.

The Colonel laughed.

“Where have you been, Jim?”

“I've been up to the city, seem' my wife—that's where I've been.”

The Colonel smiled, as at a harmless fiction.

“Well, if you weren't here, I don't see what right you've got to complain. I never leave my good Democratic friends on the outside, do I?”