“But Tex, the boss’d never believe us about not follerin’ the letters up. He’ll fire the whole outfit.”
“But he’ll have to be told somethin’,” returned Panhandle stoutly.
“Shore he will,” went on Tex. “I’ve an idea. It’s too late now to turn this poor schoolmarm back. An’ somebody’ll have to meet her. Somebody’s got to borrow a buckboard an’ drive her out to the ranch.”
“Excuse me!” replied Andy. And Panhandle and Nevada echoed him.
“I’ll ride over on my hoss, an’ see you all meet the lady,” added Andy.
Tex had lost his scowl, but he did not look as if he favorably regarded Andy’s idea. “Hang it all!” he burst out, hotly. “Can’t some of you gents look at it from her side of the fence? Nice fix for any woman, I say. Somebody ought to get it good for this mess. If I ever find out—”
“Go on with your grand idea,” interposed Nevada.
“You all come with me. I’ll get a buckboard. I’ll meet the lady an’ do the talkin’. I’ll let her down easy. An’ if I cain’t head her back to Missouri we’ll fetch her out to the ranch an’ then leave it up to Springer. Only we won’t tell her or him or anybody who’s the real Frank Owens.”
“Tex, that ain’t so plumb bad,” declared Andy, admiringly. “What I want to know is who’s goin’ to do the talkin’ to the boss?” queried Panhandle. “It mightn’t be so hard to explain now. But after drivin’ up to the ranch with a woman! You all know Springer’s shy. Young an’ rich, like he is, an’ a bachelor—he’s been fussed over so he’s plumb afraid of girls. An’ here you’re fetchin’ a middle-aged schoolmarm who’s romantic an’ mushy! Shucks! .... I say send her home on the next train.”
“Pan, you’re wise on hosses an’ cattle, but you don’t know human nature, an’ you’re daid wrong about the boss,” rejoined Tex. “We’re in a bad fix, I’ll admit. But I lean more to fetchin’ the lady up than sendin’ her back. Somebody down Beacon way would get wise. Mebbe the schoolmarm might talk. She’d shore have cause. An’ suppose Springer hears aboot it—that some of us or all of us played a low-down trick on a woman. He’d be madder at that than if we fetched her up. Likely he’ll try to make amends. The boss may be shy on girls but he’s the squarest man in Arizonie. My idea is we’ll deny any of us is Frank Owens, an’ we’ll meet Miss—Miss—what was that there name? ... Miss Jane Stacey and fetch her up to the ranch, an’ let her do the talkin’ to Springer.”