Gentlemen:
Following is a condensed and anglicized version of the interview of the nine extraterrestrial aliens held under United Nations supervision. It is the opinion of the interviewers that this information is of vital importance to the security of Earth. We therefore suggest an immediate meeting of the Security Council in order to determine a proper course of action.
Note:
All Alien answers were given by one individual who appeared to be the leader of the group.
Q. Where are you from?
A. The Great and All Powerful Empire of the Universe.
Q. I mean, where are you from specifically, what planet or star?
A. We are from everywhere. We fill the Universe.
Q. Where did you take off from?
A. I cannot give you that information.