DAVE I couldn't fool you, Daisy, cause anything I say bout lovin' you, I don't keer how big it is, it wouldn't be half de truth. Y
DAVE
I'd come down de river riding a mud cat and leading a minnow.
DAISY
Lawd, Dave, you sho is propaganda.
JIM (Peevishly) Naw he ain't—he's just lying—he's a noble liar. Know whut I'd do if you was mine?
DAISY
Naw, Jim.
JIM
I'd make a panther wash yo' dishes and a 'gator chop yo' wood for you.
DAVE Daisy, how come you [Note: corrected missing space] let Jim lie lak dat? He's as big a liar as he is a [Note: corrected missing space] man. But sho nuff now, laying all sides to jokes, Jim, there don't even know how to answer you. If you don't b'lieve it, ast him something.
DAISY (to Jim) You like me much, Jim?
JIM
(Enthusiastically) Yeah, Daisy, I sho do.
DAVE (Triumphant) See dat! I tole you he didn't know how to answer nobocy like you. If he was talking to some of them ol' funny looking gals over town he'd be answering 'em just right. But he got to learn how to answer you. Now you ast me something and see how I answer you.