MOTHER GOOSE FOR GROWN FOLKS

BY MRS. A. D. T. WHITNEY

Illustrated By Augustus Hoppin

Boston
Houghton, Mifflin And Company
1883

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CONTENTS

[ INTRODUCTORY. ]

[ BRAHMIC. ]

[ LITTLE BOY BLUE. ]

[ HICCOKY, DICCORY, DOCK. ]

[ BO-PEEP. ]

[ SOLOMON GRUNDY. ]

[ BOWLS. ]

[ CRADLED IN GREEN. ]

[ "SIMILIA SIMILIBUS." ]

[ HOBBY-HORSES. ]

[ MISSIONS. ]

[ GOING BACK TO OUR MUTTONS ]

[ GOING TO DOVER. ]

[ RAGS AND ROBES. ]

[ BLACKBIRDS. ]

[ BANBURY CROSS. ]

[ ATTIC SALT. ]

[ THE BIG SHOE. ]

[ VICTUALS AND DRINK. ]

[ DAFFY-DOWN-DILLY. ]

[ BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP! ]

[ THE TWISTER. ]

[ FANTASY. ]

[ JINGLING AND JANGLING. ]

[ THE OLD WOMAN OF SURREY. ]

[ PICKLE PEPPERS. ]

[ HUMPTY DUMPTY. ]

[ SUNDAY AND MONDAY. ]

[ THE MAD HORSE. ]

[ ROSES AND DIAMONDS. ]

[ JACK HORNER. ]

[ INTY, MINTY. ]

[ DOUBLES AND BUBBLES. ]

[ FUNERAL HOLIDAY. ]

[ DISROBED. ]

[ JACK AND JILL. ]

[ CASUS BELLI. ]

[ THE DAYS THAT ARE LONG. ]

[ THREESCORE AND TEN. ]

[ TWO LITTLE BLACKBIRDS. ]

[ TAFFY. ]

[ MARGERY DAW. ]

[ TROUBLED WITH RATS. ]

[ THE FOOTPATH WAY. ]

[ UP A TREE. ]

[ THE CROOKED MAN. ]

[ THE FOUR WINDS. ]

[ THE PIPER AND THE COW. ]

[ BEHIND THE LOG. ]

[ SHOE AND FIDDLE. ]

[ SWING, SWONG! ]

[ SHUTTLECOCK. ]

[ THE MAN IN THE WILDERNESS. ]

[ PRAE AND POST. ]

[ QUITE CONTRARY. ]

[ ALONG, LONG, LONG. ]

[ FINIS. ]

[ CONCLUSION. ]


INTRODUCTORY.

Somewhere in that uncertain "long ago,"

Whose dim and vague chronology is all

That elfin tales or nursery fables know,

Rose a rare spirit,—keen, and quick, and quaint,—

Whom by the title, whether fact or feint,

Mythic or real, Mother Goose we call.

Of Momus and Minerva sprang the birth

That gave the laughing oracle to earth:

A brimming bowl she bears, that, frothing

high

With sparkling nonsense, seemeth non-

sense all;

Till, the bright, floating syllabub blown by,

Lo, in its ruby splendor doth upshine

The crimson radiance of Olympian wine

By Pallas poured, in Jove's own banquet-

hall.

The world was but a baby when she came;

So to her songs it listened, and her name

Grew to a word of power, her voice a spell

With charm to soothe its infant wearying

well.

But, in a later and maturer age,

Developed to a dignity more sage,

Having its Shakspeares and its Words-

worths now,

Its Southeys and its Tennysons, to wear

A halo on the high and lordly brow,

Or poet-laurels in the waving hair;

Its Lowells, Whittiers, Longfellows, to sing

Ballads of beauty, like the notes of spring,

The wise and prudent ones to nursery use

Leave the dear lyrics of old Mother Goose.

Wisdom of babes,—the nursery Shak-

speare stilly—

Cackles she ever with the same good-will:

Uttering deep counsels in a foolish guise,

That come as warnings, even to the wise;

As when, of old, the martial city slept,

Unconscious of the wily foe that crept

Under the midnight, till the alarm was heard

Out from the mouth of Rome's plebeian

bird.

Full many a rare and subtile thing hath

she,

Undreamed of in the world's philosophy:

Toss-balls for children hath she humbly

rolled,

That shining jewels secretly enfold;

Sibylline leaves she casteth on the air,

Twisted in fool's-caps, blown unheeded by,

That, in their lines grotesque, albeit, bear

Words of grave truth, and signal prophecy;

And lurking satire, whose sharp lashes hit

A world of follies with their homely writ;

With here and there a roughly uttered hint,

That makes you wonder at the beauty

in't;

As if, along the wayside's dusty edge,

A hot-house flower had blossomed in a

hedge.

So, like brave Layard in old Nineveh,

Among the memories of ancient song,

As curious relics, I would fain bestir;

And gather, if it might be, into strong

And shapely show, some wealth of its

lost lore;

Fragments of Truth's own architecture,

strewed

In forms disjointed, whimsical, and rude,

That yet, to simpler vision, grandly stood

Complete, beneath the golden light of


BRAHMIC.

If a great poet think he sings,

Or if the poem think it's sung,

They do but sport the scattered plumes

That Mother Goose aside hath flung.

Far or forgot to me is near:

Shakspeare and Punch are all the same;

The vanished thoughts do reappear,

And shape themselves to fun or fame.

They use my quills, and leave me out,

Oblivious that I wear the wings;

Or that a Goose has been about,

When every little gosling sings.

Strong men may strive for grander thought,

But, six times out of every seven,

My old philosophy hath taught

All they can master this side heaven.


LITTLE BOY BLUE.

"Little boy blue! come blow your horn!

The sheep in the meadow, the cows in the corn!

Where's little boy blue, that looks after the sheep?

He's under the hay-mow, fast asleep!"

Of morals in novels, we've had not a few;

With now and then novel moralities too;

And we 've weekly exhortings from pulpit

to pew;

But it strikes me,—and so it may chance

to strike you,—

Scarce any are better than "Little Boy

Blue."

For the veteran dame knows her business:

right well,

And her quaint admonitions unerringly

tell:

She strings a few odd, careless words in a

jingle,

And the sharp, latent truth fairly makes

your ears tingle.

"Azure-robed Youth!" she cries, "up to

thy post!

And watch, lest thy wealth be all scattered

and lost:

Silly thoughts are astray, beyond call of

the horn,

And passion breaks loose, and gets into the

corn!

Is this the way Conscience looks after her

sheep?

In the world's soothing shadow, gone sound-

ly asleep?"

Is n't that, now, a sermon? No lengthened

vexation

Of heads, and divisions, and argumenta-

tion,

But a straightforward leap to the sure ap-

plication;

And, though many a longer harangue is

forgot,

Of which careful reporters take notes on

the spot,

I think,—as the "Deacon" declared of his

"shay,"

Put together for lasting for ever and aye,—

A like immortality holding in view,

The old lady's discourse will undoubtedly

"dew"!


HICCOKY, DICCORY, DOCK.

"Hiccory, diccory, dock!

The mouse ran up the clock.

The clock struck one, and down she run:

Hiccory, diccory, dock!"

She had her simple nest in a safe and cun-

ning place,

Away down in the quiet of the deep, old-

fashioned case.

A little crevice nibbled out led forth into

the world,

And overhead, on busy wheels, the hours

and minutes whirled.

High up in mystic glooms of space was

awful scenery

Of wires, and weights, and springs, and all

great Time's machinery;

But she had nought to do with these; a

blessed little mouse,

Whose only care beneath the sun was just

to keep her house.

For this was all she knew, or could; with-

out her, just the same

The earth's great centre drew the weight;

the pendulum went and came;

And days were born, and grew, and died;

and stroke by stroke were told

The hours by which the world and men

are ever growing old.

It suddenly occurred to her,—it struck her

all at once,—

That living among things of power, her-

self had been a dunce.

"Somebody winds the clock!" she cried

"Somebody comes and brings

An iron finger that feels through and fum-

bles at the springs;

"And then it happens; then the buzz is

stirred afar and near,

And the hour sounds, and everywhere the

great world stops to hear.

I don't think, after all, it seems so hard a

thing to do.

I know the way—I might run up and

make folks listen too."

She sprang upon the leaden weight; but

not the merest whit

Did all her added gravity avail to hurry it.

She clambered up the steady cord; it wav-

ered not a hair.

She got among the earnest wheels; they

knew not she was there.

She sat beside the silent bell; the patient

hammer lay

Waiting an unseen bidding for the word

that it should say.

Only a solemn whisper thrilled the cham-

bers of the clock,

And the mouse listened: "Hiccory! hie—

diccory! die—dock!"

Something was coming. She had hit the

ripeness of the time;

No tiny second was outreached by that ex-

ultant climb;

In no wise did the planet turn the faster to

the sun;

She only met the instant, but the great

clock sounded—"One!"

What then? Did she stand gloriously

among those central things,

Her eye upon the vibrant bell, her heel

upon the springs?

Was her soul grand in unison with that

resounding chime,

And her pulse-beat identical with the high

pulse of Time?

Ah, she was little! When the air first

shattered with that shock,

Down ran the mouse into her hole. "Hic,

diccory! die—dock!"

Too plain to be translated is the truth the

tale would show,

Small souls, in solemn upshot, had better

wait below.


BO-PEEP.

"Little Bo-Peep

Has lost her sheep,

And does n't know where to find 'em;

Let 'em alone,

And they 'll come home,

And bring their tails behind 'em."

Hope beckoned Youth, and bade him keep,

On Life's broad plain, his shining sheep,

And while along the sward they came,

He called them over, each by name;

This one was Friendship,—that was Health;

Another Love,—another Wealth;

One, fat, full-fleeced, was Social Station;

Another, stainless, Reputation;

In truth, a goodly flock of sheep,—

A goodly flock, but hard to keep.

Youth laid him down beside a fountain;

Hope spread his wings to scale a mountain;

And, somehow, Youth fell fast asleep,

And left his crook to tend the sheep:

No wonder, as the legend says,

They took to very crooked ways.

He woke—to hear a distant bleating,—

The faithless quadrupeds were fleeting!

Wealth vanished first, with stealthy tread,

Then Friendship followed—to be fed,—

And foolish Love was after led;

Fair Fame,—alas! some thievish scamp

Had marked him with his own black stamp!

And he, with Honor at his heels,

Was out of sight across the fields.

Health just hangs doubtful,—distant Hope

Looks backward from the mountain slope,—

And Youth himself—no longer Youth—

Stands face to face with bitter Truth.

Yet let them go! 'T were all in vain

To linger here in faith to find 'em;

Forward!—nor pause to think of pain,—

Till somewhere, on a nobler plain,

A surer Hope shall lead the train

Of joys withheld to come again

With golden fleeces trailed behind 'em!


SOLOMON GRUNDY.

"Solomon Grundy

Born on Monday,

Christened on Tuesday,

Married on Wednesday,

Sick on Thursday,

Worse on Friday,

Dead on Saturday,

Buried on Sunday:

This was the end

Of Solomon Grundy."

So sings the unpretentious Muse

That guides the quill of Mother Goose,

And in one week of mortal strife

Presents the epitome of Life:

But down sits Billy Shakspeare next,

And, coolly taking up the text,

His thought pursues the trail of mine,

And, lo! the "Seven Ages" shine!

O world! O critics! can't you see

How Shakspeare plagiarizes me?

And other bards will after come,

To echo in a later age,

"He lived,—he died: behold the sum,

The abstract of the historian's page"

Yet once for all the thing was done,

Complete in Grundy's pilgrimage.

For not a child upon the knee

But hath the moral learned of me;

And measured, in a seven days' span,

The whole experience of man.


BOWLS.

"Three wise men of Gotham

Went to sea in a bowl:

If the bowl had been stronger,

My song had been longer."

Mysteriously suggestive! A vague hint,

Yet a rare touch of most effective art,

That of the bowl, and all the voyagers in't,

Tells nothing, save the fact that they did

start.

There ending suddenly, with subtle craft,

The story stands—as 'twere a broken

shafts—'

More eloquent in mute signification,

Than lengthened detail, or precise relation.

So perfect in its very non-achieving,

That, of a truth, I cannot help believing

A rash attempt at paraphrasing it

May prove a blunder, rather than a hit.

Still, I must wish the venerable soul

Had been explicit as regards the bowl

Was it, perhaps, a railroad speculation?

Or a big ship to carry all creation,

That, by some kink of its machinery,

Failed, in the end, to carry even three?

Or other fond, erroneous calculation

Of splendid schemes that died disastrously?

It must have been of Gotham manufacture;

Though strangely weak, and liable to frac-

ture.

Yet—pause a moment—strangely, did I

say?

Scarcely, since, after all, it was but clay;—

The stuff Hope takes to build her brittle

boat,

And therein sets the wisest men afloat.

Truly, a bark would need be somewhat

stronger,

To make the halting history much longer.

Doubtless, the good Dame did but gener-

alize,—

Took a broad glance at human enterprise,

And earthly expectation, and so drew,

In pithy lines, a parable most true,—

Kindly to warn us ere we sail away,

With life's great venture, in an ark of

clay,

Where shivered fragments all around be-

token,

How even the "golden bowl" at last lies

broken!

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CRADLED IN GREEN.

"Rockaby, baby,

Your cradle is green;

Father's a nobleman,

Mother's a queen;

And Betty's a lady,

And wears a gold ring,

And Johnny's a drummer,

And drums for the king!"

O golden gift of childhood!

That, with its kingly touch,

Transforms to more than royalty

The thing it loveth much!

O second sight, bestowed alone

Upon the baby seer,

That the glory held in Heaven's reserve

Discerneth even here!

Though he be the humblest craftsman,

No silk nor ermine piled

Could make the father seem a whit

More noble to the child;

And the mother,—ah, what queenlier crown

Could rest upon her brow,

Than the fair and gentle dignity

It weareth to him now?

E'en the gilded ring that Michael

For a penny fairing bought,

Is the seal of Betty's ladyhood

To his untutored thought;

And the darling drum about his neck,—

His very newest toy,—

A bandsman unto Majesty

Hath straightway made the boy!

O golden gift of childhood!

If the talisman might last,

How the dull Present still should gleam

With the glory of the Past!

But the things of earth about us

Fade and dwindle as we go,

And the long perspective of our life

Is truth, and not a show!


"SIMILIA SIMILIBUS."

"There was a man in our town,

And he was wondrous wise:

He jumped into a bramble-bush,

And scratched out both his eyes.

But when he saw his eyes were out,

With all his might and main

He jumped into another bush,

And scratched them in again!"

Old Dr. Hahnemann read the tale,

(And he was wondrous wise,)

Of the man who, in the bramble-bush,

Had scratched out both his eyes.

And the fancy tickled mightily

His misty German brain,

That, by jumping in another bush,

He got them back again.

So he called it "homo-hop-athy".

And soon it came about,

That a curious crowd among the thorns

Was hopping in and out.

Yet, disguise it by the longest name

They may, it is no use;

For the world knows the discovery

Was made by Mother Goose!

And not alone in medicine

Doth the theory hold good;

In Life and in Philosophy,

The maxim still hath stood:

A morsel more of anything,

When one has got enough,

And Nature's energy disowns

The whole unkindly stuff.

A second negative affirms;

And two magnetic poles

Of charge identical, repel,—

A
s sameness sunders souls.

Touched with a first, fresh suffering,

All solace is despised;

But gathered sorrows grow serene,

And grief is neutralized.

And he who, in the world's mêlée,

Hath chanced the worse to catch,

May mend the matter, if he come

Back, boldly, to the scratch;

Minding the lesson he received

In boyhood, from his mother.

Whose cheery word, for many a bump,

Was, Up and take another!


HOBBY-HORSES.

"I had a little pony,

His name was Dapple Gray:

I lent him to a lady

To ride a mile away.

She whipped him,

She lashed him,

She rode him through the mire;

I would n't lend my pony now,

For all the lady's hire."

Our hobbies, of whatever sort

They be, mine honest friend,

Of fancy, enterprise, or thought,

'T is hardly wise to lend.

Some fair imagination, shrined

In form poetic, maybe,

You fondly trusted to the World,—

That most capricious Lady.

Or a high, romantic theory,

Magnificently planned,

In flush of eager confidence

You bade her take in hand.

But she whipped it, and she lashed it,

And bespattered it with mire,

Till your very soul felt stained within,

And scourged with stripes of fire.

Yet take this thought, and hold it fast,

Ye Martyrs of To-day!

That same great World, with all its scorn,

You 've lifted on its way!


MISSIONS.

"Hogs in the garden,—

Catch 'em, Towser!

Cows in the cornfield,—

Run, boys, run!

Fire on the mountains,—

Run, boys, run boys!

Cats in the cream-pot,—

Run, girls, run!"

Idon't stand up for Woman's Right

Not I,—no, no!

The real lionesses fight,—

I let it go.

Yet, somehow, as I catch the call

Of the world's voice,

That speaks a summons unto all

Its girls and boys;

In such strange contrast still it rings

As church-bells' bome

To the pert sound of tinkling things

One hears at home;

And wakes an impulse, not germane

Perhaps, to woman,

Yet with a thrill that makes it plain

'T is truly human;—

A sudden tingle at the springs

Of noble feeling,

The spirit-power for valiant things

Clearly revealing.

But Eden's curse doth daily deal

Its certain dole,—

And the old grasp upon the heel

Holds back the soul!

So, when some rousing deed's to do,

To save a nation,

Or, on the mountains, to subdue

A conflagration,

Woman! the work is not for you;

Mind your vocation!

Out from the cream-pot comes a mew

Of tribulation!

Meekly the world's great exploits leave

Unto your betters;

So bear the punishment of Eve,

Spirit in fetters!

Only, the hidden fires will glow,

And, now and then,

A beacon blazeth out below

That startles men!

Some Joan, through battle-field to stake,

Danger embracing;

Some Florence, for sweet mercy's sake

Pestilence facing;

Whose holy valor vindicates

The royal birth

That, for its crowning, only waits

The end of earth;

And, haply, when we all stand freed,

In strength immortal,

Such virgin-lamps the host shall lead

Through heaven's portal!


GOING BACK TO OUR MUTTONS

"There was an old man of Tobago,

Who lived on rice, gruel, and sago,

Till, much to his bliss,

His physician said this:

To a leg, sir, of mutton, you may go.

He set a monkey to baste the mutton,

And ten pounds of butter he put on."

Chain up a child, and away he will go";

I have heard of the proverb interpreted so;

The spendthrift is son to the miser,—and

still,

When the Devil would work his most piti-

less will,

He sends forth the seven, for such embas-

sies kept,

To the house that is empty and garnished

and swept:

For poor human nature a pendulum seems.,

That must constantly vibrate between two

extremes.

The closer the arrow is drawn to the

bow,

Once slipped from the string, all the further

't will go:

Let a panic arise in the world of finance,

And the mad flight of Fashion be checked

by the chance,

It certainly seems a most wonderful thing,

When the ropes are let go again, how it

will swing!

And even the decent observance of Lent,

Stirs sometimes a doubt how the time has

been spent,

When Easter brings out the new bonnets

and gowns,

And a flood of gay colors o'erflows in the

towns.

So in all things the feast doth still follow

the fast,

And the force of the contrast gives zest to

the last;

And until he is tried, no frail mortal can

tell,

The inch being offered, he won't take the

ell.

We are righteously shocked at the follies

of fashion;

Nay, standing outside, may get quite in a

passion

At the prodigal flourishes other folks put

on:

But many good people this side of Tobago,

If respited once from their diet of sago,

Would outdo the monkey in basting the

mutton!


GOING TO DOVER.

"Leg over leg

As the dog went to Dover;

When he came to a stile,

Jump he went over."

Perhaps you would n't see it here,

But, to my fancy, 't is quite clear

That Mother Goose just meant to show

How the dog Patience on doth go:

With steadfast nozzle, pointing low,—

Leg over leg, however slow,—

And labored breath, but naught complaining,

Still, at each footstep, somewhat gaining,—

Quietly plodding, mile on mile,

And gathering for a nervous bound

At every interposing stile,—

So traversing the tedious ground,

Till all at length, he measures over,

And walks, a victor, into Dover.

And, verily, no other way

Doth human progress win the day;

Step after step,—and o'er and o'er,—

Each seeming like the one before,

So that't is only once a while,—

When sudden Genius springs the stile

That marks a section of the plain,

Beyond whose bound fresh fields again

Their widening stretch untrodden sweep,—

The world looks round to see the leap.

Pale Science, in her laboratory,

Works on with crucible and wire

Unnoticed, till an instant glory

Crowns some high issue, as with fire,

And men, with wondering eyes awide,

Gauge great Invention's giant stride.

No age, no race, no single soul,

By lofty tumbling gains the goal.

The steady pace it keeps between,—

The little points it makes unseen,—

By these, achieved in gathering might,

It moveth on, and out of sight,

And wins, through all that's overpast,

The city of its hopes at last.


RAGS AND ROBES.

"Hark, hark!

The dogs do bark;

Beggars are coming to town:

Some in rags,

Some in tags,"

And some in velvet gowns!"

Coming, coming always!

Crowding into earth;

Seizing on this human life,

Beggars from the birth.

Some in patent penury;

Some, alas! in shame;

And some in fading velvet

Of hereditary fame;

But all in deep, appeaseless want,

As mendicants to live;

And go beseeching through the world,

For what the world may give.

Beggars, beggars, all of us!

Expectants from "our youth:

With hands outstretched, and asking alms

Of Hope and Love and Truth.

Nor, verily, doth he escape

Who, wrapt in cold contempt,

Denies alike to give or take,

And dreams himself exempt;

Who never, in appeal to man,

Nor in a prayer to Heaven,

Will own that aught he doth desire,

Or ask that aught be given.

Whose human heart a stoic pride

Folds as a velvet pall;

Yet hides an eagreness within,

Worse beggary than all!

Coming, coming always!

And the bluff Apostle waits

As the throng pours upward from the earth

To Heaven's eternal gates.

In shreds of torn affection,

In passion-rended rags;

While scarcely at the portal

The great procession flags;

For the pillared doors of glory

On their hinges hang awide;

Where each asking soul may enter,

And at last be satisfied!

But a cold, calm shade arriveth,

In self-complacent trim,—

And Peter riseth up to see

Especially to him.

"Good morrow, saint! I'm going in

To take a stroll, you know;

Not that I want for anything,—

But just to see the show!"

"Hold!" thunders out the warden,

"Be pleased to pause a bit!

For seats celestial, let me say,

You 're not apparelled fit:

Yonder 's the brazen door that leads

Spectators to the pit!

Whatever may be thought on earth,

We've other rules in heaven;

And only poverty confessed

Finds free admittance given!"


BLACKBIRDS.

"Sing a song o' sixpence, a pocket full of rye;

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie:

When the pie was opened, they all began to sing,

And was n't this a dainty dish to set before the king?

The king was in his counting-house, counting out his

money;

The queen was in the parlor, eating bread and honey;

The maid was in the garden, hanging out the clothes,

And along came a blackbird, and nipt off her nose!"

It doesn't take a conjurer to see

The sort of curious pasty this might be;

A flock of flying rumors, caught alive,

And housed, like swarming bees within a

hive,—

Instead of what were far more wisely

done,

Having their worthless necks wrung, every

one;—

And so a dish of dainty gossip making,

Smooth covered with a show of secrecy,

That one but takes the pleasant pains of

breaking,

And out the wide-mouthed knaves pop,

eagerly.

Blackbirds, indeed! Each chattering on-

dit

Comes forth, full feathered, black as black

can be;

With quivering throats, all tremulous to

sing,

And please, forsooth, some little social

king;

Whose reign may last as long as he is able

To call his court around a dinner-table.

But, mark the sequel! When the laugh is

over,

Think not to get the varlets under cover:

The crust once broken, you may seek in vain

To catch the birds, or coax them in again;

Mrs. Pandora's famous box, I wis,

Was nothing worse than such a pie as this:

And so, some pleasant morning,—when,

down town,

The king is busy with his bags of money,

Leaving at home the queenly Mrs. Brown

Safe at her breakfast of fair bread and

honey,—

Some quiet, harmless soul, who never

knows

Of any matters, save the plain pursuing

Her daily round,—the hanging out of

clothes

Or other lawful work she may be doing,—

Finds, by the sudden nipping of her nose,

What sort of mischief is about her brew-

ing!

Not that, indeed, there's anything to hinder

The thieves from flying though the parlor

window;

For never yet could sentinel or warden

Keep scandals wholly to the kitchen gar-

den.

When, therefore, as not seldom it may be,

Even in the soberest community,

Strange revelations somehow get about,—

Like a mysterious cholera breaking out

Sudden, as Egypt's blains 'neath Aaron's rod,

Contagious by a whisper or a nod,—

When daily papers teem with many a hint

That daubs them darker even than their

print;

When it would seem, in short, the very D——,

Had let his little imps out on a spree;

Conclude, beyond a reasonable doubt,

Although, perhaps, you fail to trace it out,

Such plagues spring not unbidden from the

ground,

And, if the thing were sifted, 't would be

found

Somebody 's sown a pocket full of rye,

Or been regaling on a blackbird pie!


BANBURY CROSS.

[Original]

"Ride a fine horse

To Banbury Cross,

To see a young woman

Jump on a white horse.

Rings on her fingers,

And bells on her toes,

And she shall have music

Wherever she goes."

Prophetic Dame! What hadst thou in

view?

A modern wedding in Fifth Avenue?

Where,—like the goddess of a heathen

shrine,

With offerings heaped in such a glittering

show

As must have emptied a Peruvian mine,

And would suggest, but that we better

know,

Marriage must be a bitter thing indeed,

And, like the Prophet of the Eastern tale,

Must wear a very ugly face, to need

Such careful shrouding in the silver

veil,—

Her bridal pomp, as a white palfrey, mount-

ing,

Caparisoned at cost beyond all counting,

With diamond-jewelled fingers, and the

toes

Ditto, for all that anybody knows,

The smiling damsel goeth to the Banns?

(Why add the "bury," or suggest the

"cross,"

As if such brilliant ringing of the hands

Preluded aught of trial or of loss?)

Shall not Life's golden bells still tinkle

sweet,

And merry music make about her feet?

Shall not the silver sheen around her spread,

A lasting light along her pathway shed?

No mocking satire, surely, hides a sting,

Nor bitter irony a truth foreshows,

In the gay chant the cheery dame doth

sing,—

"She shall have music wheresoe'er she

goes"?

She shall have music! Shall she sit apart,

And let the folly-chimes outvoice the

tone

That comes up wailing to the listening

heart,

From the great world, where misery

maketh moan?

Ah, Mother Goose! if such the tale it tells,

Sing us no more your rhyme of rings and

bells!

But may not—'twere a rare device in-

deed!—

The wondrous oracle in both ways read?

And call up, as a fair beatitude,

The gracious vision of true womanhood,

That with pure purpose, and a gentle might,

Upheld and borne, as by the steed of white,

Pledged with her golden ring, goes nobly

forth

To trace her path of joy along the earth,—

And, as she moves, makes music, silver-shod

"With preparation of the peace" of God,

That holds the key-note of celestial cheer,

And hangs heaven's echoes round her foot-

steps here?


ATTIC SALT.

"Two little blackbirds sat upon a hill,

One named Jack, the other named Jill

Fly away, Jack! fly away, Jill!

Come again, Jack! come again, Jill!"

I half suspect that, after all,

There's just the smallest bit

Of inequality between

The witling and the wit.

'Tis only mental nimbleness:

No language ever brought

A living word to soul of man

But had the latent thought.

You may meet, among the million,

Good people every day,—

Unconscious martyrs to their fate,—

Who seem, in half they say,

On the brink of something brilliant

They were almost sure to clinch,

Yet, by some queer freak of fortune,

Just escape it by an inch!

I often think the selfsame shade,—

This difference of a hair,—

Divides between the men of nought

And those who do and dare.