INDEX FOR WORKS OF
BILL NYE

By Bill Nye

With hyperlinks to all Chapters of the Individual Ebooks

Compiled by David Widger


CONTENTS

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[COMIC HISTORY OF ENGLAND]

[HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES]

[NYE AND RILEY'S WIT AND HUMOR]

[A GUEST AT THE LUDLOW]

[BILL NYE'S CORDWOOD]


TABLES OF CONTENTS OF VOLUMES

REMARKS

By BILL NYE
(Edgar W. Nye)

CONTENTS

[ DIRECTIONS. ]

[ ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS ]

[ My School Days. ]

[ Recollections of Noah Webster. ]

[ To Her Majesty. ]

[ Habits of a Literary Man. ]

[ A Father's Letter. ]

[ Archimedes. ]

[ To the President-Elect. ]

[ Anatomy. ]

[ Mr. Sweeney's Cat. ]

[ The Heyday of Life. ]

[ They Fell. ]

[ Second Letter to the President. ]

[ Milling in Pompeii. ]

[ Broncho Sam. ]

[ How Evolution Evolves. ]

[ Hours With Great Men. ]

[ Concerning Coroners. ]

[ Down East Rum. ]

[ Railway Etiquette. ]

[ B. Franklin, Deceased. ]

[ Life Insurance as a Health Restorer. ]

[ The Opium Habit. ]

[ More Paternal Correspondence. ]

[ Twombley's Tale. ]

[ On Cyclones. ]

[ The Arabian Language. ]

[ Verona. ]

[ A Great Upheaval. ]

[ The Weeping Woman. ]

[ The Crops. ]

[ Literary Freaks. ]

[ A Father's Advice to His Son. ]

[ Eccentricity in Lunch. ]

[ Insomnia in Domestic Animals. ]

[ Along Lake Superior. ]

[ I Tried Milling. ]

[ Our Forefathers. ]

[ In Acknowledgement. ]

[ Preventing a Scandal. ]

[ About Portraits. ]

[ The Old South. ]

[ Knights of the Pen. ]

[ The Wild Cow. ]

[ Spinal Meningitis. ]

[ Skimming the Milky Way. ]

[ A Thrilling Experience. ]

[ Catching a Buffalo. ]

[ John Adams. ]

[ The Wail Of A Wife. ]

[ Bunker Hill. ]

[ A Lumber Camp. ]

[ My Lecture Abroad. ]

[ The Miner at Home. ]

[ An Operatic Entertainment. ]

[ Dogs and Dog Days. ]

[ Christopher Columbus. ]

[ Accepting the Laramie Postoffice. ]

[ A Journalistic Tenderfoot. ]

[ The Amateur Carpenter. ]

[ The Average Hen. ]

[ Woodtick William's Story. ]

[ In Washington. ]

[ My Experience as an Agriculturist. ]

[ A New Autograph Album. ]

[ A Resign. ]

[ My Mine. ]

[ Mush and Melody. ]

[ The Blase Young Man. ]

[ History of Babylon. ]

[ Lovely Horrors. ]

[ The Bite of a Mad Dog. ]

[ Arnold Winkelreid. ]

[ Murray and the Mormons. ]

[ About Geology. ]

[ A Wallula Night. ]

[ Flying Machines. ]

[ Asking for a Pass. ]

[ Words About Washington. ]

[ The Board of Trade. ]

[ The Cow-Boy. ]

[ Stirring Incidents at a Fire. ]

[ The Little Barefoot Boy. ]

[ Favored a Higher Fine. ]

[ “I Spy.” ]

[ Mark Anthony. ]

[ Man Overbored. ]

[ “Done It A-Purpose.” ]

[ Picnic Incidents. ]

[ Nero. ]

[ Squaw Jim. ]

[ Squaw Jim's Religion. ]

[ One Kind of Fool. ]

[ John Adams' Diary. ]

[ John Adams' Diary. ]

[ John Adams' Diary ]

[ “Heap Brain.” ]

[ The Approaching Humorist. ]

[ What We Eat. ]

[ Care of House Plants. ]

[ A Peaceable Man. ]

[ Biography of Spartacus. ]

[ Concerning Book Publishing. ]

[ A Calm. ]

[ The Story of a Struggler. ]

[ The Old Subscriber. ]

[ My Dog. ]

[ A Picturesque Picnic. ]

[ Taxidermy. ]

[ The Ways of Doctors. ]

[ Absent Minded. ]

[ Woman's Wonderful Influence. ]

[ Causes for Thanksgiving. ]

[ Farming in Maine. ]

[ Doosedly Dilatory. ]

[ Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger. ]

[ Sixty Minutes in America. ]

[ Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss. ]

[ Somnambulism and Crime. ]

[ Modern Architecture. ]

[ Letter to a Communist. ]

[ The Warrior's Oration. ]

[ The Holy Terror. ]

[ Boston Common and Environs. ]

[ Drunk in a Plug Hat. ]

[ Spring. ]

[ The Duke of Rawhide. ]

[ Etiquette at Hotels. ]

[ Fifteen Years Apart. ]

[ Dessicated Mule. ]

[ Time's Changes. ]

[ Letter From New York. ]

[ Crowns and Crowned Heads. ]

[ My Physician. ]

[ All About Oratory. ]

[ Strabusmus and Justice. ]

[ A Spencerian Ass. ]

[ Anecdotes of Justice. ]

[ The Chinese God. ]

[ A Great Spiritualist. ]

[ General Sheridan's Horse. ]

[ A Circular. ]

[ The Photograph Habit. ]

[ Rosalinde. ]

[ The Church Debt. ]

[ A Collection of Keys. ]

[ Extracts from a Queen's Diary. ]

[ Shorts. ]

[ “We.” ]

[ A Mountain Snowstorm. ]

[ Lost Money. ]

[ Dr. Dizart's Dog. ]

[ Chinese Justice. ]

[ Answers to Correspondents. ]

[ Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac. ]

[ A Convention. ]

[ Come Back. ]

[ A New Play. ]

[ The Silver Dollar. ]

[ Polygamy as a Religious Duty. ]

[ The Newspaper. ]

[ Wrestling with the Mazy. ]

[ Anecdotes of the Stage. ]

[ George the Third. ]

[ The Cell Nest. ]

[ Parental Advice. ]

[ Early Day Justice.{2} ]

[ The Indian Orator. ]

[ You Heah Me, Sah! ]

[ Plato. ]

[ The Expensive Word. ]

[ Petticoats at the Polls. ]

[ The Sedentary Hen. ]

[ A Bright Future for Pugilism. ]

[ The Snake Indian. ]

[ Roller Skating. ]

[ No More Frontier. ]

[ A Letter of Regrets. ]

[ Venice. ]

[ She Kind of Coaxed Him. ]

[ Answering an Invitation. ]

[ Street Cars and Curiosities. ]

[ The Poor Blind Pig. ]

[ Daniel Webster. ]

[ Two Ways of Telling It. ]

[ All About Menials. ]

[ A Powerful Speech. ]

[ A Goat in a Frame. ]

[ To a Married Man. ]

[ To an Embryo Poet. ]

[ Eccentricities of Genius. ]


ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS

[ About Geology ]

About Geology

[ About Portraits ]

About Portraits

[ A Bright Future for Pugilism ]

A Bright Future for Pugilism

[ Absent Minded ]

Absent Minded

[ A Calm ]

A Calm

[ Accepting the Laramie Postoffice ]

Accepting the Laramie Postoffice

[ A Circular ]

A Circular

[ A Collection of Keys ]

A Collection of Keys

[ A Convention ]

A Convention
A Father's Advice to his Son

[ A Father's Letter ]

A Father's Letter

[ A Goat in a Frame ]

A Goat in a Frame

[ A Great Spiritualist ]

A Great Spiritualist

[ A Great Upheaval ]

A Great Upheaval

[ A Journalistic Tenderfoot ]

A Journalistic Tenderfoot

[ A Letter of Regrets ]

A Letter of Regrets

[ All About Menials ]

All About Menials

[ All About Oratory ]

All About Oratory

[ Along Lake Superior ]

Along Lake Superior

[ A Lumber Camp ]

A Lumber Camp

[ A Mountain Snowstorm ]

A Mountain Snowstorm

[ Anatomy ]

Anatomy

[ Anecdotes of Justice ]

Anecdotes of Justice

[ Anecdotes of the Stage ]

Anecdotes of the Stage

[ A New Autograph Album ]

A New Autograph Album

[ A New Play ]

A New Play

[ An Operatic Entertainment ]

An Operatic Entertainment

[ Answering an Invitation ]

Answering an Invitation

[ Answers to Correspondents ]

Answers to Correspondents

[ A Peaceable Man ]

A Peaceable Man

[ A Picturesque Picnic ]

A Picturesque Picnic

[ A Powerful Speech ]

A Powerful Speech

[ Archimedes ]

Archimedes

[ A Resign ]

A Resign

[ Arnold Winkelreid ]

Arnold Winkelreid

[ Asking for a Pass ]

Asking for a Pass

[ A Spencerian Ass ]

A Spencerian Ass
Astronomy

[ A Thrilling Experience ]

A Thrilling Experience

[ A Wallula Night ]

A Wallula Night

[ B. Franklin, Deceased ]

B. Franklin, Deceased

[ Biography of Spartacus ]

Biography of Spartacus

[ Boston Common and Environs ]

Boston Common and Environs

[ Broncho Sam ]

Broncho Sam

[ Bunker Hill ]

Bunker Hill

[ Care of House Plants ]

Care of House Plants

[ Catching a Buffalo ]

Catching a Buffalo

[ Causes for Thanksgiving ]

Causes for Thanksgiving

[ Chinese Justice ]

Chinese Justice

[ Christopher Columbus ]

Christopher Columbus

[ Come Back ]

Come Back

[ Concerning Book Publishing ]

Concerning Book Publishing

[ Concerning Coroners ]

Concerning Coroners

[ Crowns and Crowned Heads ]

Crowns and Crowned Heads

[ Daniel Webster ]

Daniel Webster

[ Dessicated Mule ]

Dessicated Mule

[ Dogs and Dog Days ]

Dogs and Dog Days

[ Doosedly Dilatory ]

Doosedly Dilatory
“Done It A-Purpose”

[ Down East Rum ]

Down East Rum

[ Dr. Dizart's Dog ]

Dr. Dizart's Dog

[ Drunk in a Plug Hat ]

Drunk in a Plug Hat
Early Day Justice

[ Eccentricities of Genius ]

[ Eccentricity in Lunch ]

Eccentricity in Lunch

[ Etiquette at Hotels ]

Etiquette at Hotels

[ Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger ]

Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger

[ Extracts from a Queen's Diary ]

Extracts from a Queen's Diary

[ Farming in Maine ]

Farming in Maine

[ Favored a Higher Fine ]

Favored a Higher Fine

[ Fifteen Years Apart ]

Fifteen Years Apart

[ Flying Machines ]

Flying Machines

[ General Sheridan's Horse ]

General Sheridan's Horse

[ George the Third ]

George the Third
Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-Brac

[ Habits of a Literary Man ]

Habits of a Literary Man
“Heap Brain”

[ History of Babylon ]

History of Babylon

[ Hours With Great Men ]

Hours With Great Men

[ How Evolution Evolves ]

How Evolution Evolves
In Acknowledgment

[ Insomnia in Domestic Animals ]

Insomnia in Domestic Animals

[ In Washington ]

In Washington
“I Spy”

[ I Tried Milling ]

I Tried Milling

[ John Adams ]

John Adams

[ John Adams' Diary ]

[ John Adams' Diary ]

[ John Adams' Diary ]

John Adams' Diary
John Adams' Diary, (No. 2.)
John Adams' Diary, (No. 3.)

[ Knights of the Pen ]

Knights of the Pen
Letter from New York

[ Letter to a Communist ]

Letter to a Communist

[ Life Insurance as a Health Restorer ]

Life Insurance as a Health Restorer

[ Literary Freaks ]

Literary Freaks

[ Lost Money ]

Lost Money

[ Lovely Horrors ]

Lovely Horrors

[ Man Overbored ]

Man Overbored
Mark Antony

[ Milling in Pompeii ]

Milling in Pompeii

[ Modern Architecture ]

Modern Architecture

[ More Paternal Correspondence ]

More Paternal Correspondence

[ Mr. Sweeney's Cat ]

Mr. Sweeney's Cat

[ Murray and the Mormons ]

Murray and the Mormons

[ Mush and Melody ]

Mush and Melody

[ My Dog ]

My Dog

[ My Experience as an Agriculturist ]

My Experience as an Agriculturist

[ My Lecture Abroad ]

My Lecture Abroad

[ My Mine ]

My Mine

[ My Physician ]

My Physician

[ My School Days ]

My School Days

[ Nero ]

Nero

[ No More Frontier ]

No More Frontier

[ On Cyclones ]

On Cyclones

[ One Kind of Fool ]

One Kind of Fool

[ Our Forefathers ]

Our Forefathers

[ Parental Advice ]

Parental Advice

[ Petticoats at the Polls ]

Petticoats at the Polls

[ Picnic Incidents ]

Picnic Incidents

[ Plato ]

Plato

[ Polygamy as a Religious Duty ]

Polygamy as a Religious Duty

[ Preventing a Scandal ]

Preventing a Scandal

[ Railway Etiquette ]

Railway Etiquette

[ Recollections of Noah Webster ]

Recollections of Noah Webster

[ Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss ]

Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss

[ Roller Skating ]

Roller Skating

[ Rosalinde ]

Rosalinde

[ Second Letter to the President ]

Second Letter to the President

[ She Kind of Coaxed Him ]

She Kind of Coaxed Him

[ Shorts ]

Shorts

[ Sixty Minutes in America ]

Sixty Minutes in America

[ Skimming the Milky Way ]

Skimming the Milky Way

[ Somnambulism and Crime ]

Somnambulism and Crime

[ Spinal Meningitis ]

Spinal Meningitis

[ Spring ]

Spring

[ Squaw Jim ]

Squaw Jim

[ Squaw Jim's Religion ]

Squaw Jim's Religion

[ Stirring Incidents at a Fire ]

Stirring Incidents at a Fire
Strabismus and Justice

[ Street Cars and Curiosities ]

Street Cars and Curiosities

[ Taxidermy ]

Taxidermy

[ The Amateur Carpenter ]

The Amateur Carpenter

[ The Approaching Humorist ]

The Approaching Humorist

[ The Arabian Language ]

The Arabian Language

[ The Average Hen ]

The Average Hen

[ The Bite of a Mad Dog ]

The Bite of a Mad Dog

[ The Blase Young Man ]

The Blase Young Man

[ The Board of Trade ]

The Board of Trade

[ The Cell Nest ]

The Cell Nest

[ The Chinese God ]

The Chinese God

[ The Church Debt ]

The Church Debt
The Cow Boy

[ The Crops ]

The Crops

[ The Duke of Rawhide ]

The Duke of Rawhide

[ The Expensive Word ]

The Expensive Word

[ The Heyday of Life ]

The Heyday of Life

[ The Holy Terror ]

The Holy Terror

[ The Indian Orator ]

The Indian Orator

[ The Little Barefoot Boy ]

The Little Barefoot Boy

[ The Miner at Home ]

The Miner at Home

[ The Newspaper ]

The Newspaper

[ The Old South ]

The Old South

[ The Old Subscriber ]

The Old Subscriber

[ The Opium Habit ]

The Opium Habit

[ The Photograph Habit ]

The Photograph Habit

[ The Poor Blind Pig ]

The Poor Blind Pig

[ The Sedentary Hen ]

The Sedentary Hen

[ The Silver Dollar ]

The Silver Dollar

[ The Snake Indian ]

The Snake Indian

[ The Story of a Struggler ]

The Story of a Struggler
The Wail of a Wife

[ The Warrior's Oration ]

The Warrior's Oration

[ The Ways of Doctors ]

The Ways of Doctors

[ The Weeping Woman ]

The Weeping Woman

[ The Wild Cow ]

The Wild Cow

[ They Fell ]

They Fell

[ Time's Changes ]

Time's Changes

[ To a Married Man ]

To a Married Man

[ To an Embryo Poet ]

To an Embryo Poet

[ To Her Majesty ]

To Her Majesty
To The President-Elect

[ Twombley's Tale ]

Twombley's Tale

[ Two Ways of Telling It ]

Two Ways of Telling It

[ Venice ]

Venice

[ Verona ]

Verona
“We”

[ What We Eat ]

What We Eat

[ Woman's Wonderful Influence ]

Woman's Wonderful Influence

[ Woodtick William's Story ]

Woodtick William's Story

[ Words About Washington ]

Words About Washington
Wrestling With the Mazy
“You Heah Me, Sah!”
{Illustration: WE WERE NOT ON TERMS OF INTIMACY.}


BALED HAY

By Bill Nye

A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass."

1884

CONTENTS

[ DEDICATION. ]

[ BALED HAY ]

[ GREELEY AID RUM. ]

[ ABOUT SAW MILLS. ]

[ EXPERIMENTS WITH OLD CHEESE. ]

[ THE RAG-CARPET. ]

[ ONE KIND OF A BOY. ]

[ THE CHAMPION MEAN MAN. ]

[ FRATERNAL SPARRING. ]

[ CHIPETA'S ADDRESS TO THE UTES. ]

[ BILL NYE'S CAT. ]

[ AUTUMN THOUGHTS. ]

[ THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS. ]

[ THE ROCKY MOUKTAIN COW. ]

[ PRESERVING EGGS. ]

[ HUMAN' NATURE ON THE HALF-SHELL. ]

[ TOO CONTIGUOUS. ]

[ THE AMENDE HONORABLE. ]

[ JOAQUIN AND JUNIATA. ]

[ SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS. ]

[ THE YOUMORIST. ]

[ MY CABINET. ]

[ HEALTH FOOD. ]

[ PINES FOE HIS OLD HOME ]

[ ONE TOUCH OF NATURE. ]

[ HOW TO PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE. ]

[ FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER. ]

[ LINGERIE. ]

[ FRUIT. ]

[ THE BONE OF CONTENTION. ]

[ CONGRATULATORY. ]

[ THE AGONY IS OVER. ]

[ OSTRICH CAVALRY. ]

[ AN ELECTRIC BELT. ]

[ THE ANNUAL WAIL ]

[ HE WAS NOT A BURGLAR. ]

[ BEST ON, BLESSED MEMORY. ]

[ GENIUS AND WHISKY. ]

[ THE TWO-HEADED GIRL ]

[ THE CULTIVATION OF GUM. ]

[ WE HAVE REASONED IT OUT. ]

[ CARVING SCHOOLS. ]

[ DIGNITY. ]

[ ALWAYS BOOM AT THE TOP. ]

[ INACCURATE. ]

[ THE WESTERN "CHAP." ]

[ AN INCIDENT OF THE CAMPAIGN. ]

[ WHY DO THEY DO IT? ]

[ TWO STYLES. ]

[ GOSHALLHEMLOCK SALVE. ]

[ THE STAGE BALD-HEAD. ]

[ FATHERLY WORDS. ]

[ THE GOOD TIME COMING. ]

[ MANIA FOR MARKING CLOTHES. ]

[ REGARDING THE NOSE. ]

[ SOMETHING TOO MUCH OF THIS. ]

[ COLOR BLINDNESS. ]

[ IS DUELING MURDER? ]

[ HEAP GONE. ]

[ THE EDITORIAL LAMP. ]

[ DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY. ]

[ THE MAROON SAUSAGE. ]

[ TESTIMONIALS OF REGARD. ]

[ THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR ]

[ SNOWED UNDER ]

[ ROUGH ON OSCAR. ]

[ THE POSTAL CARD. ]

[ WHY WE ARE NOT GAY. ]

[ SCIENTIFIC. ]

[ THE REVELATION RACKET IN UTAH. ]

[ SAGE BRUSH TONIC. ]

[ LAME FROM HIS BERTH. ]

[ THE PUBLIC PRINTER. ]

[ SAD DESTRUCTION. ]

[ THE IMMEDIATE REVOLTER ]

[ THE SECRET OF HEALTH. ]

[ HOUSEHOLD RECIPES. ]

[ WHAT IS LITERATURE? ]

[ THE PREVIOUS HOTEL. ]

[ ANECDOTE OF SPOTTED TAIL. ]

[ THE ZEALOUS VOTER. ]

[ HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH ]

[ MR. BEECHER'S BRAIN. ]

[ OH, NO! ]

[ THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION. ]

[ AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME. ]

[ THE PILLOW-SHAM HOLDER. ]

[ SOMETHING FRESH. ]

[ YANKED TO ETERNITY. ]

[ WHY WE SHED THE SCALDING. ]

[ ANOTHER SUGGESTION. ]

[ PISCATORIAL AND EDITORIAL ]

[ ANOTHER FEATHERED SONGSTER ]

[ ABOUT THE OSTRICH ]

[ TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR. ]

[ WE ARE GETTING CYNICAL ]

[ ASK US SOMETHING DIFFICULT. ]

[ THE MIMIC STAGE. ]

[ DECLINE OF AMERICAN HUMOR ]

[ CHICAGO CUSTOM HOUSE ]

[ FOREIGN OPINION ]

[ THEY HAVE CURBED THEIR WOE. ]

[ HUNG BY REQUEST. ]

[ THE MELVILLES. ]

[ MENDING BROKEN NECKS. ]

[ ARE YOU A MORMON? ]

[ CAUTION. ]

[ POISONS AND THEIR ANECDOTES. ]

[ CORRESPONDENCE. ]

[ WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS. ]

[ TABLE MANNERS OF CHILDREN. ]

[ WHAT IT MEANT. ]

[ VOTERS IN UTAH. ]

[ INCONGRUITY ]

[ RIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN. ]

[ CORRALED HIM. ]

[ FIRMNESS. ]

[ PUT IN A SUMP. ]

[ MINING AS A SCIENCE ]

[ DRAWBACKS OF ROYALTY. ]

[ ENGLISH HUMOR ]

[ ABOUT THE AUTOPSY. ]

[ DON'T LIKE OUR STYLE. ]

[ MR. T. WILSON. ]

[ ETIQUETTE OF THE NAPKIN ]

[ AN INFERNAL MACHINE. ]

[ THE CODFISH. ]

[ HIS AGED MOTHER. ]

[ BUSINESS LETTERS. ]

[ DANGER OF GARDENING. ]


BILL NYE AND BOOMERANG

Or, The Tale Of A Meek-Eyed Mule, And Some Other Literary Gems

By Bill Nye

1883

CONTENTS

[ MY MULE BOOMERANG, ]

[ THE APOLOGY. ]

[ OSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE. ]

[ A MINERS' MEETING—MY MINE—A MIRAGE ON E PLAINS. ]

[ THE TRUE STORY OF DAMON AND PYTHIAS. ]

[ CHAPTER I. ]

[ CHAPTER II. ]

[ CHAPTER III. ]

[ CHAPTER IV. ]

[ SAD MEMORIES OF THE DEAD YEAR. ]

[ LETTER FROM PARIS. ]

[ PREHISTORIC CROCKERY. ]

[ SUGGESTION'S FOR A SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM. ]

[ THE FRAGRANT MORMON. ]

[ RECOLLECTIONS OF THE OPERA. ]

[ A SUNNY LITTLE INCIDENT. ]

[ HE REWARDED HER. ]

[ THE MODERN PARLOR STOVE. ]

[ REMARKS TO ORIGINATORS. ]

[ QUEER ]

[ SIC SEMPER GLORIA HOUSEPLANT. ]

[ HOW TO TELL. ]

[ BIOGRAPHY OF COLOROW. ]

[ DIARY OF A SAUCY YOUNG THING. ]

[ KILLING OFF THE JAMES' BOYS. ]

[ A RELIC. ]

[ SOME REASONS WHY I CAN'T BE AN INDIAN AGENT. ]

[ THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT. ]

[ BILLIOUS NYE AND BOOMERANG IN THE GOLD MINES. ]

[ TWO GREAT MEN. ]

[ DIRTY MURPHY. ]

[ A ROCKY MOUNTAIN SUNSET. ]

[ THE TEMPERATURE OF THE BUMBLE-BEE. ]

[ DRAWBACKS OF PUBLIC LIFE. ]

[ THE GLAD, FREE LIFE OF THE MINER. ]

[ SOME THOUGHTS OF CHILDHOOD. ]

[ THE NEW ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG. ]

[ SITTING ON ON A VENERABLE JOKE. ]

[ A HAIRBREADTH ESCAPE. ]

[ MYSELF, DR. TALMAGE, AND OTHER DIVINES. ]

[ FINE-CUT AS A MEANS OF GRACE. ]

[ THE WEATHER AND SOME OTHER THINGS. ]

[ THE PARABLE OF THE UNJUST STEWARD. ]

[ THE PARABLE OF THE PRODIGAL SON. ]

[ THE INDIAN AND THE EVERLASTING GOSPEL. ]

[ THE MUSE. ]

[ SHOEING A BRONCO. ]

[ PUMPKIN JIM; OR THE TALE OF A BUSTED JACKASS RABBIT. ]

[ CHAPTER I.—PUMPKIN JIM. ]

[ CHAPTER II.—GERALDINE CARBOLINE O'TOOLE. ]

[ CHAPTER III.—STARTLING REVELATIONS. ]

[ CHAPTER IV.—all's well that ends well. ]

[ WILLIAM NYE AND THE HEATHEN CHINEE. ]

[ HONG LEE'S GRAND BENEFIT AT LEADVILLE. ]

[ YOU FOU. ]

[ THE LOP-EARED LOVERS OF THE LITTLE LARAMIE. ]

[ CHAPTER I.—A TALE OF LOVE AND PARENTAL CUSSEDNESS. ]

[ CHAPTER II. ]

[ CHAPTER III. ]

[ CHAPTER IV. ]

[ SPEECH OF SPARTACTUS. ]

[ CORRESPONDENCE. ]

[ HE WENT OUT WEST FOR HIS HEALTH. ]

[ A QUIET LITTLE WEDDING WITHOUT ANY FRILLS ]

[ THOUGHTS ON SPRING ]

[ THE SAME OLD THING. ]

[ THE VETERAN WHO DIED WHILE GETTING HIS PENSION. ]

[ GINGERBREAD POEMS AND COLD PICKLED FACTS. ]

[ ORIGIN OF BEAUTIFUL SNOW, ]

[ UTE ELOQUENCE. ]

[ THE AGED INDIAN'S LAMENT. ]

[ HOW A MINING STAMPEDE BREAKS OUT. ]

[ THE GREAT ROCKY MOUNTAIN REUNION OF YALLER DOGS. ]

[ WHAT WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE HAS DONE FOR WYOMING. ]

[ PORTUGUESE WITHOUT A MASTER. ]

[ THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HOG. ]

[ THE BUCKNESS WHEREWITH THE BUCK BEER BUCKETH. ]

[ BILLIOUS NYE AND THE AMATEUR STAGE. ]

[ A JOURNALISTIC CORRECTION. ]

[ THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE. ]

[ A UTE PRESIDENTIAL CONVENTION. ]

[ THE CLUB-FOOTED LOVER OF PIUTE PASS. ]

[ CHAPTER THE FIRST. ]

[ CHAPTER THE TWICE. ]

[ CHAPTER THREE TIMES. ]

[ CHAPTER FOUR TIMES. ]

[ THE AUTOMATIC LIAR ]

[ SOME POSTOFFICE FIENDS. ]

[ AGRICULTURE AT AN ALTITUDE OF 7500 FEET. ]

[ THE GENTLE YOUTH FROM LEADVILLE. ]

[ A SNIDE JOURNALIST. ]

[ HE WAS BLIND. ]

[ THOUGHTS OF THE MELLOW PREVIOUSLY. ]

[ MY TOMBSTONE MINE. ]

[ BANKRUPT SALE OF A CIRCUS. ]

[ GREELEY VERSUS VALLEY TAN. ]

[ THE ETERNAL FITNESS OF THINGS. ]

[ THEY UNANIMOUSLY AROSE AND HUNG HIM. ]

[ RHETORIC VS. WOODTICK. ]

[ THE MODEL WIFE. ]

[ SOME OVERLAND TOURISTS. ]

[ CATCHING MOUNTAIN TROUT AT AN ELEVATION OF 8000 FEET. ]

[ TROUT FISHING. ]

[ HOME-MADE INDIAN RELICS. ]

[ THE PREVIOUS REPORTER. ]

[ THE PEACE COMMISSION. ]

[ SOME ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. ]

[ THE CROW INDIAN AND HIS CAWS. ]

[ THE NUPTIALS OP DANGEROUS DAVIS. ]

[ THE HOLIDAY HOG. ]

[ SOME CENSUS CONUNDRUMS. ]

[ THE GENTLE POWER OF A WOMAN'S INFLUENCE. ]

[ THE NATIVE INBORN SHIFTLESSNESS OF THE PRAIRIE DOGS. ]

[ ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. ]

[ THE SECRET OF GARFIELD'S ELECTION. ]

[ PERILS OF THE BUTTERNUT PICKER. ]

[ A WORD OR TWO ABOUT THE SWALLOW. ]

[ LAUGHING SAM. ]

[ THE CALAMITY JANE CONSOLIDATED. ]

[ THE NOCTURNAL COW. ]

[ THE RELENTLESS GARDEN HOSE. ]

[ A WAIL. ]

[ THE GREAT, HORRID MAN RECEIVETH NEW YEAR CALLS. ]

[ JUST THE THING. ]

[ THANKS. ]

[ AN ANTI-MORMON TOWN. ]

[ A CHRISTMAS RIDE IN JULY. ]

[ EXAMINING THE BRAND ON A FROZEN STEER. ]

[ ONION PEELIN'S. ]


BILL NYE'S CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW

With New Illustrations From Original Sketches, Photographs, Memoranda, and Authentic Sources, by Williams, Opper, and Hopkins.

By Bill Nye

1888

CONTENTS

[ CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR. I.—THE SHAKESPEARE-BACON PUZZLE WRESTLED WITH CONSCIENTIOUSLY. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR II—HOW THE GLORIOUS FOURTH WAS CELEBRATED AT WHALEN'S GROVE LAST YEAR. ]

[ ENCOURAGING GREEN JOKES. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR III—BILL NYE FINDS COLOROW FULL OF ODD TRAITS. ]

[ AWKWARDNESS OF CARRYING WHISKY ABOUT. ]

[ THE RIGHT SORT OF BOY. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR IV—BILL NYE PAYS A BRIEF VISIT TO A PROFESSIONAL STAR READER. ]

[ INGRATITUDE OF THE HUMAN HEART. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR V—CONCERNING THE FRENCH MASTERPIECES AT THE ACADEMY OF DESIGN. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR VI—BILL NYE DIAGNOSTICATES THE PLAINT OF A COUNTRY COUSIN. ]

[ MEN ARE OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR VII—BILL NYE IN THE ROLE OF AN UTE INDIAN JENKINS. ]

[ SURE CURE FOR BILIOUSNESS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR VIII—IN AN UNGUARDED MOMENT BILL NYE IS CAPTURED BY A POLITICAL SIREN. ]

[ VIRTUE ITS OWN REWARD. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR IX—BILL NYE DESCANTS UPON YOUNG IVES'S IDEAS IN FINANCE. ]

[ THE ANTI-CLINKER BASE-BURNER BEE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR X—A FEW REMARKS ON OUR HOSTELRY SYSTEM AS IT NOW PREVAILS. ]

[ PITY FOR SAD-EYED HUSBANDS. ]

[ MARRIAGE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XI—WILLIAM NYE VISITS ROYALTY FROM THE HOME OF THE HAM SANDWICH. ]

[ THAI X DID MOT DU' ]

[ A WORD OF EXPLANATION. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—THE HUMORIST INTERVIEWS HIS GRACE THE DUKE IN THE IMPROVED STYLE. ]

[ THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR. ]

[ THE TRUE AMERICAN. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—XII "THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT." ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—THE AMENDE HONORABLE. ]

[ SWEET INFLUENCES OF CHANGING SEASONS. ]

[ THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR. XV—A BIG CORNER ON PORK. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XVI-PATRICK OLESON. ]

[ PLEASURES OF SPRING. ]

[ AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME. ]

[ TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR. XVII—LONGING FOR HOME. ]

[ DIGNITY. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—THE TRUE HISTORY OF DAMON AND PYTHIAS. ]

[ CHAPTER I. ]

[ CHAPTER II. ]

[ CHAPTER III. ]

[ CHAPTER IV. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIX—A STORY OF SPOTTED TAIL. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XX—THE ROMANCE OF HORSE-SHOEING. ]

[ HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXI—EXPERIENCE ON THE FEVERISH HORNET. ]

[ THE PICNIC PLANT. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXII—ANCIENT BRIC-A-BRAC ]

[ JOINT POWDER. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIII—THE TWO-HEADED GIRL. ]

[ OUR COMPLIMENTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—A PATHETIC EPISODE IN NORTHERN WISCONSIN. ]

[ THE SECRET OF HEALTH. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXV—BILL NYE ESSAYS A NOVELETTE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXVI—THE DAUGHTER OF BOB TAIL FLUSH. ]

[ LOAFING AROUND HOME. ]

[ THE PLUMAGE OF THE OSTRICH. ]

[ SOME EARNEST THOUGHTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXVII—OUR GREAT NATIONAL MOTTO. ]

[ A GRAVE QUESTION. ]

[ THOUGHTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—BILL NYE AT A TOURNAMENT. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXIX—A SOCIAL CURSE—THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXX—A DISCOURSE ON CATS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXI—THE GREAT ORATION OF SPARTACUS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE IN WYOMING. ]

[ PIGEON-TOED PETE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—CONCERNING THE SWALLOW. ]

[ THE HAPPY CODFISH. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIV—A NOVEL WAY OF MARKING CLOTHES. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXV—THE UNHAPPY HUMORIST. ]

[ LARAMIE'S HANDKERCHIEF. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVI—THE SODA LAKES OF WYOMING. ]

[ THE COSTLY WATERMELON. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVII—VIEWS OF CHICAGO. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVIII—A SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM. ]

[ MODERN FICTION IS UNRELIABLE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIX—SOME FACTS OF SCIENCE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XL—SORROWS OF A ONE-LEGGED MAN. ]

[ THE TRUE POET LOVES SECLUSION. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLI—REVELATION IN UTAH. ]

[ THE MODEL SLEEPING-CAR. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLII—THE TONGUE-DESTROYING FRENCH LANGUAGE. ]

[ CARVING SCHOOLS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLIV—ONE TOUCH OF NATURE. ]

[ HOW TO DEAL WITH THE REVOLVER DIFFICULTY. ]

[ THE FEMALE ARTISTE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLV—FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER. ]

[ A LESSON FROM THE MULE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLVI—PERFORMANCE OF THE PHOENIX. ]

[ FIRMNESS. ]

[ PUGILIST OR STATESMAN. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR NYE AS A CRITIC AND NYE AS A POET. ]

[ POEMS BY BILL NYE ]

[ APOSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE.= ]

[ ODE TO SPRING. ]

[ FANTASIA FOR THE BASS DRUM; ADAPTED FROM THE GERMAN BY WILLIAM VON NYE.= ]

[ THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT.= ]

[ ODE TO THE CUCUMBER.= ]

[ APOSTROPHE ADDRESSED TO O. WILDE.= ]

[ ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG.= ]

[ THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW.= ]

[ THE TRUE TALE OF WILLIAM TELL. ]

[ WHY WE WEEP. ]

[ ETIQUETTE FOR THE YOUNG. ]

[ SWEET SAINT VALENTINE. ]

[ CARRYING REVOLVERS. ]

[ THE AGITATED HEN. ]

[ BANKRUPT SALE OF LITERARY GEMS. ]

[ OFFICE OF THE MORMAN BAZOO. ]

[ HINTS ON LETTER-WRITING. ]

[ SUDDEN FAME. ]

[ THE ENGLISH JOKE. ]


BILL NYE'S SPARKS

By Edgar Wilson Nye (Bill Nye)

1896

CONTENTS

[ BIOGRAPHICAL ]

[ BILL NYE'S SPARKS ]

[ REQUESTING A REMITTANCE ]

[ A PATENT ORATORICAL STEAM ORGANETTE FOR RAILWAY STUMPING ]

[ VERITAS ]

[ THE DRUG BUSINESS IN KANSAS ]

[ THE PERILS OF IDENTIFICATION ]

[ A FATHER'S LETTER ]

[ IN THE SOUTH ]

[ IN THE PARK ]

[ LIBERTY ENLIGHTENING THE WORLD. ]

[ HE SEES THE CAPITAL ]

[ HE SEES THE NAVY ]

[ MORE ABOUT WASHINGTON ]

[ A GREAT BENEFACTOR ]

[ THE COUPON LETTER OF INTRODUCTION ]

[ HOW TO TEACH JOURNALISM ]

[ THE GREAT WESTERN CLAIRVOYANT, ]

[ HIS GARDEN ]

[ WRITTEN TO THE BOY ]

[ ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS ]

[ THE FARMER AND THE TARIFF. ]

[ A CONVENTIONAL SPEECH ]

[ A PLEA FOR ONE IN ADVERSITY ]

[ THE RHUBARB-PIE ]

[ A COUNTRY FIRE ]

[ BIG STEVE ]

[ SPEECH OF RED SHIRT, THE FIGHTING CHIEF OF THE SIOUX NATION ]

[ TO THE POOR SHINNECOCK ]

[ WEBSTER AND HIS GREAT BOOK ]


BILL NYE'S RED BOOK

By Edgar Wilson Nye

Illustrated by J. H. Smith

1891

CONTENTS

[ BILL NYE'S RED BOOK ]

[ MY SCHOOL DAYS. ]

[ RECOLLECTIONS OF NOAH WEBSTER. ]

[ TO HER MAJESTY. ]

[ HABITS OF A LITERARY MAN. ]

[ A FATHER'S LETTER. ]

[ ARCHIMEDES. ]

[ TO THE PRESIDENT ELECT. ]

[ ANATOMY. ]

[ MR. SWEENEY'S CAT. ]

[ THE HEYDAY OF LIFE. ]

[ THEY FELL. ]

[ SECOND LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT. ]

[ MILLING IN POMPEII. ]

[ BRONCHO SAM. ]

[ HOW EVOLUTION EVOLVES. ]

[ HOURS WITH GREAT MEN. ]

[ CONCERNING CORONERS. ]

[ DOWN EAST RUM. ]

[ RAILWAY ETIQUETTE. ]

[ B. FRANKLIN, DECEASED. ]

[ LIFE INSURANCE AS A HEALTH RESTORER. ]

[ THE OPIUM HABIT. ]

[ MORE PATERNAL CORRESPONDENCE. ]

[ TWOMBLEY'S TALE. ]

[ ON CYCLONES. ]

[ THE ARABIAN LANGUAGE. ]

[ VERONA. ]

[ THE WEEPING WOMAN. ]

[ THE CROPS. ]

[ LITERARY FREAKS. ]

[ A FATHER'S ADVICE TO HIS SON. ]

[ ECCENTRICITY IN LUNCH. ]

[ INSOMNIA IN DOMESTIC ANIMALS. ]

[ ALONG LAKE SUPERIOR. ]

[ I TRIED MILLING. ]

[ OUR FOREFATHERS. ]

[ IN ACKNOWLEDGMENT. ]

[ PREVENTING A SCANDAL. ]

[ ABOUT PORTRAITS. ]

[ THE OLD SOUTH. ]

[ KNIGHTS OF THE PEN. ]

[ THE WILD COW. ]

[ SPINAL MENINGITIS. ]

[ SKIMMING THE MILKY WAY. ]

[ A THRILLING EXPERIENCE. ]

[ CATCHING A BUFFALO. ]

[ JOHN ADAMS. ]

[ THE WAIL OF A WIFE. ]

[ BUNKER HILL. ]

[ A LUMBER CAMP. ]

[ MY LECTURE ABROAD. ]

[ THE MINER AT HOME. ]

[ AN OPERATIC ENTERTAINMENT. ]

[ DOGS AND DOG DAYS. ]

[ CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS. ]

[ ACCEPTING THE LARAMIE POSTOFFICE. ]

[ A JOURNALISTIC TENDERFOOT. ]

[ THE AMATEUR CARPENTER. ]

[ THE AVERAGE HEN. ]

[ WOODTICK WILLIAM'S STORY. ]

[ IN WASHINGTON. ]

[ MY EXPERIENCE AS AN AGRICULTURIST. ]

[ A NEW AUTOGRAPH ALBUM. ]

[ A RESIGN. ]

[ MY MINE. ]

[ MUSH AND MELODY. ]

[ THE BLASE YOUNG MAN. ]

[ HISTORY OF BABYLON. ]

[ LOVELY HORRORS. ]

[ THE BITE OF A MAD DOG. ]