THE GIRL OF THE STREETS AND THE SOLDIER

Late in the evening near the Augarten Bridge.

Soldier

(Enters whistling, on his way home)

Girl

Hello, my beautiful angel!

Soldier

(Turns and continues on his way)

Girl

Don’t you want to come with me?

Soldier

Oh, I am the beautiful angel?

Girl

Sure, who else? Do come with me. I live very near here.

Soldier

I’ve no time. I must get back to the barracks.

Girl

You’ll get to your barracks in plenty of time. It’s much nicer with me.

Soldier

(Close to her) That’s possible.

Girl

Ps-st! A guard may pass any minute.

Soldier

Rot! A guard! I carry a saber too!

Girl

Ah, come with me.

Soldier

Let me alone. I have no money anyway.

Girl

I don’t want any money.

Soldier

(Stopping. They are under a street-lamp) You don’t want any money? What kind of a girl are you, then?

Girl

The civilians pay me. Chaps like you don’t have to pay me for anything.

Soldier

Maybe you’re the girl my pal told me about.

Girl

I don’t know any pal of yours.

Soldier

You’re she, all right! You know—in the café down the street—He went home with you from there.

Girl

Lots have gone home with me from that café… Oh, lots!

Soldier

All right. Let’s go!

Girl

So, you’re in a hurry now?

Soldier

Well, what are we waiting for? Anyhow, I must be back at the barracks by ten.

Girl

Been in service long?

Soldier

What business is that of yours? Is it far?

Girl

Ten minutes’ walk.

Soldier

That’s too far for me. Give me a kiss.

Girl

(Kissing him) I like that best anyway—when I love some one.

Soldier

I don’t. No, I can’t go with you. It’s too far.

Girl

Say, come to-morrow afternoon.

Soldier

Sure. Give me your address.

Girl

But maybe you won’t come.

Soldier

If I promise!

Girl

Look here—if my place is too far to-night—there … there…

(She points toward the Danube)

Soldier

What’s there?

Girl

It’s nice and quiet there, too … no one is around.

Soldier

Oh, that’s not the real thing.

Girl

It’s always the real thing with me. Come, stay with me now. Who knows, if we’ll be alive to-morrow.

Soldier

Come along then—but quick.

Girl

Be careful! It’s dark here. If you slip, you’ll fall in the river.

Soldier

Would be the best thing, perhaps.

Girl

Sh-h. Wait a minute. We’ll come to a bench soon.

Soldier

You seem to know this place pretty well.

Girl

I’d like to have you for a sweetheart.

Soldier

I’d fight too much.

Girl

I’d cure you of that soon enough.

Soldier

Humph—

Girl

Don’t make so much noise. Sometimes a guard stumbles down here. Would you believe we are in the middle of Vienna?

Soldier

Come here. Come over here.

Girl

You are crazy! If we slipped here, we’d fall into the river.

Soldier

(Has grabbed her) Oh you—

Girl

Hold tight to me.

Soldier

Don’t be afraid…


Girl

It would have been nicer on the bench.

Soldier

Here or there, it doesn’t matter to me… Well, pick yourself up.

Girl

What’s your hurry—?

Soldier

I must get to the barracks. I’ll be late anyhow.

Girl

Say, what’s your name?

Soldier

What’s that to you?

Girl

My name is Leocadia.

Soldier

Humph! I never heard such a name before.

Girl

Listen!

Soldier

Well, what do you want?

Girl

Give me just a dime for the janitor.

Soldier

Humph!… Do you think I’m your meal-ticket? Good-by, Leocadia…

Girl

Tightwad! Pimp!

(He disappears)