CONTRIBUTIONS THAT HAVE AMUSED US.
Proprietor of hotel in Keokuk, answering call from room: “Hello!”
Voice: “We are in Room 30 and now ready to come down.”
Prop.: “Take the elevator down.”
Voice: “Is the elevator ready?”
[Proprietor sends bellboy to Room 30 to escort newly-wedded couple to terra firma.]
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]“Weds 104th Veteran.”—Springfield Republican.
The first hundred veterans are the hardest.
For official announcer in the Academy, E. K. proposes James Hollerup of Endeavor, Wis.