CUPID CARRIES A CARD.
H. H. Lessner, of Alton, Ill., known as “Alton’s Marrying Justice of the Peace,” carries a union label on his stationery.
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]“I am reading Marcus Aurelius now,” confides Mme. Galli-Curci to an interviewer. “One can never really grow tired of it, can one?” Well, if you ask us, one can.
“Are we going crazy?”—Senator Smoot.
“Wanted, man or woman to give me a few lessons on ouija board.”—Denver Post ad.
So it seems.