The So-called Human Race

by Bert Leston Taylor

FOR THE LAST DAY OF MARCH.

Just before you go to bed,

Push the clock an hour ahead.

Don’t forget to set the time locks on your safes ahead an hour. Otherwise you’ll be all mixed up.

At Ye Olde Colonial Inn, according to the Aurora Beacon-News, a special “Table de Haute” dinner was served last Sunday. And the Gem restaurant in St. Louis tells the world: “Our famous steaks tripled our seating capacity.”