THE CHIGGER.
When the enterprising chigger is a-chigging
And maturing his felonious little plan,
He loves to climb the lingerie and rigging
And tunnel into Annabel and Ann.
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]The chigger then with chloroform they smother,
His little hour of pleasure then is o’er,
So take this consideration with the other,
A chigger’s life is pretty much a bore.
A VERSATILE CHAP.
[From the Turton, S. D., Trumpet.]
Victor LaBrie gave several fine selections on the piano. Victor is a splendid musician. When he plays he has full control of the piano, and has splendid harmony to his selections.
Victor LaBrie started dragging Monday afternoon. He used the tractor and stated that it worked up fine.
“Seeing is believing,” says the vender of a piano player. But perhaps you would prefer auricular evidence.
“The only fad I have had for the last twenty-six years is my husband.”—Mrs. Harding.
This is one of the very few really worthy fads that women have ever taken up.