1884
CONTENTS
[ DEDICATION. ]
[ BALED HAY ]
[ GREELEY AID RUM. ]
[ ABOUT SAW MILLS. ]
[ EXPERIMENTS WITH OLD CHEESE. ]
[ THE RAG-CARPET. ]
[ ONE KIND OF A BOY. ]
[ THE CHAMPION MEAN MAN. ]
[ FRATERNAL SPARRING. ]
[ CHIPETA'S ADDRESS TO THE UTES. ]
[ BILL NYE'S CAT. ]
[ AUTUMN THOUGHTS. ]
[ THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS. ]
[ THE ROCKY MOUKTAIN COW. ]
[ PRESERVING EGGS. ]
[ HUMAN' NATURE ON THE HALF-SHELL. ]
[ TOO CONTIGUOUS. ]
[ THE AMENDE HONORABLE. ]
[ JOAQUIN AND JUNIATA. ]
[ SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS. ]
[ THE YOUMORIST. ]
[ MY CABINET. ]
[ HEALTH FOOD. ]
[ PINES FOE HIS OLD HOME ]
[ ONE TOUCH OF NATURE. ]
[ HOW TO PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE. ]
[ FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER. ]
[ LINGERIE. ]
[ FRUIT. ]
[ THE BONE OF CONTENTION. ]
[ CONGRATULATORY. ]
[ THE AGONY IS OVER. ]
[ OSTRICH CAVALRY. ]
[ AN ELECTRIC BELT. ]
[ THE ANNUAL WAIL ]
[ HE WAS NOT A BURGLAR. ]
[ BEST ON, BLESSED MEMORY. ]
[ GENIUS AND WHISKY. ]
[ THE TWO-HEADED GIRL ]
[ THE CULTIVATION OF GUM. ]
[ WE HAVE REASONED IT OUT. ]
[ CARVING SCHOOLS. ]
[ DIGNITY. ]
[ ALWAYS BOOM AT THE TOP. ]
[ INACCURATE. ]
[ THE WESTERN "CHAP." ]
[ AN INCIDENT OF THE CAMPAIGN. ]
[ WHY DO THEY DO IT? ]
[ TWO STYLES. ]
[ GOSHALLHEMLOCK SALVE. ]
[ THE STAGE BALD-HEAD. ]
[ FATHERLY WORDS. ]
[ THE GOOD TIME COMING. ]
[ MANIA FOR MARKING CLOTHES. ]
[ REGARDING THE NOSE. ]
[ SOMETHING TOO MUCH OF THIS. ]
[ COLOR BLINDNESS. ]
[ IS DUELING MURDER? ]
[ HEAP GONE. ]
[ THE EDITORIAL LAMP. ]
[ DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY. ]
[ THE MAROON SAUSAGE. ]
[ TESTIMONIALS OF REGARD. ]
[ THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR ]
[ SNOWED UNDER ]
[ ROUGH ON OSCAR. ]
[ THE POSTAL CARD. ]
[ WHY WE ARE NOT GAY. ]
[ SCIENTIFIC. ]
[ THE REVELATION RACKET IN UTAH. ]
[ SAGE BRUSH TONIC. ]
[ LAME FROM HIS BERTH. ]
[ THE PUBLIC PRINTER. ]
[ SAD DESTRUCTION. ]
[ THE IMMEDIATE REVOLTER ]
[ THE SECRET OF HEALTH. ]
[ HOUSEHOLD RECIPES. ]
[ WHAT IS LITERATURE? ]
[ THE PREVIOUS HOTEL. ]
[ ANECDOTE OF SPOTTED TAIL. ]
[ THE ZEALOUS VOTER. ]
[ HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH ]
[ MR. BEECHER'S BRAIN. ]
[ OH, NO! ]
[ THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION. ]
[ AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME. ]
[ THE PILLOW-SHAM HOLDER. ]
[ SOMETHING FRESH. ]
[ YANKED TO ETERNITY. ]
[ WHY WE SHED THE SCALDING. ]
[ ANOTHER SUGGESTION. ]
[ PISCATORIAL AND EDITORIAL ]
[ ANOTHER FEATHERED SONGSTER ]
[ ABOUT THE OSTRICH ]
[ TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR. ]
[ WE ARE GETTING CYNICAL ]
[ ASK US SOMETHING DIFFICULT. ]
[ THE MIMIC STAGE. ]
[ DECLINE OF AMERICAN HUMOR ]
[ CHICAGO CUSTOM HOUSE ]
[ FOREIGN OPINION ]
[ THEY HAVE CURBED THEIR WOE. ]
[ HUNG BY REQUEST. ]
[ THE MELVILLES. ]
[ MENDING BROKEN NECKS. ]
[ ARE YOU A MORMON? ]
[ CAUTION. ]
[ POISONS AND THEIR ANECDOTES. ]
[ CORRESPONDENCE. ]
[ WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS. ]
[ TABLE MANNERS OF CHILDREN. ]
[ WHAT IT MEANT. ]
[ VOTERS IN UTAH. ]
[ INCONGRUITY ]
[ RIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN. ]
[ CORRALED HIM. ]
[ FIRMNESS. ]
[ PUT IN A SUMP. ]
[ MINING AS A SCIENCE ]
[ DRAWBACKS OF ROYALTY. ]
[ ENGLISH HUMOR ]
[ ABOUT THE AUTOPSY. ]
[ DON'T LIKE OUR STYLE. ]
[ MR. T. WILSON. ]
[ ETIQUETTE OF THE NAPKIN ]
[ AN INFERNAL MACHINE. ]
[ THE CODFISH. ]
[ HIS AGED MOTHER. ]
[ BUSINESS LETTERS. ]
[ DANGER OF GARDENING. ]