Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"

by Bill Nye

DECLINE OF AMERICAN HUMOR

DEAR, mellow-voiced, starry-eyed reader, did you ever see something about "the decline of American humor?" Well, we got a gob of American humor, yesterday, written by a yahoo with pale pink hair, which was entitled "Marriage in Mormondom on the Tontine Plan." Well, we declined it. Decline of American humor. Sabe?

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