“COUNT ’EM NOW, MISTAH KAISER”
This story was brought back from the trenches by a Knights of Columbus secretary:
A colored soldier, hearing the report of a 14-inch naval gun exclaimed:
“There! Mistah Kaiser! You all count your men now and see how many is missing.”
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STORIES FROM THE TRENCHES
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BY CARLETON B. CASE.
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(Spring of 1917.) The very newest, largest and choicest collection of merry quips about our friend the Ford car, all good-natured and laughable, with nothing to offend even Mr. Henry Ford himself. The author went to Detroit and obtained some of the new jokes in this book right at the Ford factory. You can’t help laughing, whether you own a Ford car or not, at the funny things in “Ford Smiles.” When you get this book of humor we ask you to read the short Preface to it; it explains, in the author’s opinion, why every good Ford joke is a compliment to that great invention—the Ford Motor Car. Probably you hadn’t thought of it that way.
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Transcriber’s Notes:
Page 42, “kidnaped” changed to “kidnapped” (were kidnapped by)
Page 134, “told” changed to “hold” (hold ’em back)