THE FEMALE STANDARD OF SIZE
Lady (entering bank, very businesslike)—“I wish to get a Liberty Loan bond for my husband.”
Clerk—“What size, please?”
Lady—“Why, I don’t believe I know, exactly, but he wears a fifteen shirt.”
Lady (entering bank, very businesslike)—“I wish to get a Liberty Loan bond for my husband.”
Clerk—“What size, please?”
Lady—“Why, I don’t believe I know, exactly, but he wears a fifteen shirt.”