THE NURSERYMATOGRAPH
THE
NURSERYMATOGRAPH
BY A LAWYER
WITH
INTERLUDICROUSNESS
BY A PARSON
AND
SILLYSTRATIONS
BY A SERJEANT-MAJOR
London: JOHN LANE, THE BODLEY HEAD
New York: JOHN LANE COMPANY. mcmxxi.
PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY R. CLAY AND SONS, LTD.,
BRUNSWICK STREET, STAMFORD STREET, S.E. 1, AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK.
DON’T USE TALLOW CANDLES
in your machine.
Pharaoh’s lean kine ate the fat kine.
SPARKES’ OXETYLENE KINE-
matic Lantern.
SACK THE LOT!
But you must have them on the carpet first.
And you have no carpet.
So BUY a
KINE-MAT
YOUR MONEY RETURNED if we are not
SATISFIED WITH IT.
By the same Author
FILM-FACE. The story of a Kinematograph Actress. 1893.
ENCYCLOPÆDIA KINEMATICA. 7 vols. 1895.
TURNING THE HANDLE. Practical hints to Operators. 1899.
THE KINEMATOGRAPH FORETOLD. An exhaustive digest of all Prophetic utterances regarding the Kinematograph, from the birth of Amram to the death of Mrs. Beeton. 13 vols. Folio. 1930.[A]
NEBULA OR OCCULTATION. A Poetical Fragment on the Shooting of a Kinematograph Star. 1913.
[A] Probably a misprint for 1903.