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ESPECIALLY THOSE WHOSE REMAINING
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TOGETHER WE WERE
SMALL FROGS
IN THAT GREAT ACADEMIC PUDDLE
THE OLDEST IN OUR LAND
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IN MEMORY OF THE POLLIWOG STAGE
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