Charity begins at home—but ends when you reach The Cook.
QUACK The Duck family's favorite physician.
QUAIL
v. t., To shrink—a characteristic of the bird when ordered in a restaurant.
QUEEN One entitled to rule a nation, make up a deck, or beat a knave.
QUESTION Is marriage a failure?
QUEUE The only Mongolian line connecting America and China.
QUORUM A clumsy individual, all Ayes and Noes, who is seldom on hand when needed.