The Foolish Dictionary / An exhausting work of reference to un-certain English words, their origin, meaning, legitimate and illegitimate use, confused by a few pictures [not included]
Gideon Wurdz
A miss is as good as her smile.
Brevity is the soul of wit—and the sole charm of of a bicycle skirt.
Fortune knocks only once at a man's door—And she's the worst Knocker in the world.