THE ONE-RING SHOW

The street parade was gorgeous and the show

was mighty fine

—Them fellers on the trick trapeze was cork-

ers in their line,

And all the lady riders was as pretty as they’re

made,

And kept the climate fully up to ninety in the

shade.

The chaps that did the tumbling acts and every

funny clown

Was just as slick an article as ever came to

town.

I’ve got to tell yon, neighbor, that it all was up

in G,

Including all the things I saw and what I

didn’t see.

But though I did a master sight of rubber-

neckin’ ’round,

A-lookin’ here and gawpin’ there, why, gra-

cious, me, I found

From what the folks have told me since, I

missed the finest things,

—I hadn’t eyes and neck enough for all them

three big rings.

And honest, if 1 had my choice, I’d good deal

ruther go

To just a good, old-fashioned sort of hayseed,

one-ring show.

The people used to gather when Van Amburgh

came to town

With a lion and an elephant, a camel and a

clown.

There wasn’t “miles of splendor,” as the cir-

cus programs say,

But folks got up at daylight, drove in early in

the day;

And they perched along the fences while the

dozen carts or so

Came trailin’ through the village with the old

Van Amburgh show.

It wasn’t just “stupendous,” but the people

didn’t jeer

And say it wasn’t up to what the circus was

last year!

O, no, they crunched their peanuts and they

took things as they’d come,

And heard a lot of music in the rump-rump of

the drum.

For things, you know, seemed fresher in the

days when we were young,

And tinsel passed for solid stuff when lady

riders sprung

Through papered hoops, or danced and frisked

upon their charger’s rump

And vaulters spun to dizzy heights with one

jer-oosly jump.

They did those ding-does master fine some

twenty years ago

And you never missed a wiggle at a one-ring

show.

I won’t pick flaws with modern ways of doing

all these things,

For folks have got to living on the gauge of

three big rings.

But while the whirl is going on, it seems, my

friend, to me

That half of what goes past your nose is things

that you don’t see.

And when the angel cries, “All done,” and

when the lights go out,

You’ll jostle to the dark Beyond amidst a diz-

zied rout.

And life that’s lived at three ring pace I fear

will only seem

A useless sort of patchwork thing—a mixed-

up fruitless dream.

Why wasn’t “father’s way” the best? Though

there was less array,

Though men had less of creeds and cults than

what they have to-day,

The old folks then from Life’s great tent went

slowly thronging out

With calm, well-ordered years behind, unvexed

by care or doubt.

And though in old Van Amburgh’s days the

thing moved rather slow,

You didn’t sprain your moral neck in looking

at Life’s Show.