THE POMPOUS MAN.
The pompous man iz generally a snob at home and abroad.
He fills himself up with an east wind and thinks he iz grate just bekauze he happens tew feel big.
He talks loud and large, but deceives noboddy who will take the trubble tew meazzure him.
He iz a man ov small caliber, but a good deal ov bore.
Hiz family looks upon him az the gratest man that the world haz had the honor to produce lately, and tho he gits snubbed often amungst folks, lie rekompenses himself bi going home and snubbing hiz family.