THE SQUARE MAN.
The square man meazzures the same each way, and haint got no wainny edges, nor shaky lumber in him.
He is free from knots and sap, and won’t warp.
He iz klear stuff, and I don’t kare what yu work him up into, he won’t swell, and he won’t shrink.
PECULIAR ONES.
He is amungst men what good kil-dried boards are amung carpenters, he won’t season-krack.
It don’t make enny difference which side ov him yu cum up to, he iz the same biggness each way, and the only way tew git at him, enny how, is tew face him.
He knows he iz square, and never spends enny time trieing tew prove it.
The square man iz one ov the best-shaped men the world haz ever produced, he iz one of them kind ov chunks that yu kant alter tew fit a spot, but yu must alter the spot tew fit him.