A True Sunday Gunner
A:—“Well, aren’t you coming yet?”
B:—“It takes that fellow a long time to get his duds together!”
A:—“You haven’t forgotten anything? You’ve got the ham, the sausage, the pheasant?”
C:—“Yes, I have them; I haven’t forgotten a thing.”
A:—“Then let’s be off!”
C (Pulling his mustache):—“Good gracious! I did forget something!”
A:—“What is it?”
C:—“I left my gun at home!”