Kill or Cure
The wife of a farmer in Westphalia was seriously ill, and the doctor was sent for.
“I have a hundred thalers in this bag here, doctor,” said the well-to-do farmer, “and whether you kill her or cure her, you shall have the money.” The patient died. A few months later, the doctor came to get the promised money.
“I am ready to keep my promise,” said the farmer, “but first you will answer me two questions: did you kill my wife?”
“God forbid!” said the doctor. “I certainly could not say yes, to that!”
“So much the better. Well, then, did you cure her?”
“No.”
“Then I am sorry I can’t give you the money. If you wish to bring suit for it—I can’t prevent you.”
The doctor took good care not to go to law about it.