Objected to Her Mother
Mother:—“I wish you would tell me, Franz, why you don’t want to marry Fräulein Neumann. I tell you, the girl is a pearl.”
Son:—“That is quite possible, but I don’t like the mother-of-pearl.”
Mother:—“I wish you would tell me, Franz, why you don’t want to marry Fräulein Neumann. I tell you, the girl is a pearl.”
Son:—“That is quite possible, but I don’t like the mother-of-pearl.”