| CHAP. | | PAGE |
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| I. | [They Arrive, and So Does the President] | 1 |
| II. | [Settling the Preliminaries] | 15 |
| III. | [The President's Visit to England] | 24 |
| IV. | [Everything Is Proceeding Satisfactorily—Maybe] | 33 |
| V. | [This Here Peace Conference—It Needs Publicity] | 42 |
| VI. | [Joining the Legion of Honor] | 52 |
| VII. | [Some Cruel and Unusual Punishments for the Kaiser] | 62 |
| VIII. | [It Enters on Its No-gold-casket Phase] | 72 |
| IX. | [Worrying Should Begin at Home, Ain't It?] | 82 |
| X. | [The New Hungarian Rhapsody] | 92 |
| XI. | [It Is Still Up in the Air, but You Can't Say the Same for Transatlantic Voyages] | 102 |
| XII. | [This Here Victory Liberty Loan] | 112 |
| XIII. | [When Is a Secret Treaty Secret?] | 122 |
| XIV. | [The First Day of May] | 132 |
| XV. | [The Peace Treaty as Good Reading] | 142 |
| XVI. | [The German Roman Holiday and the Americanization of Americans] | 152 |
| XVII. | [Mr. Wilson's Favor of the 20th Ulto. and Contents Noted] | 162 |
| XVIII. | [Being Up in the Air, as Applied to Transatlantic Flights, Crown Jewels, and League of Nations Speeches] | 172 |
| XIX. | [The Leak and Other Mysteries] | 182 |
| XX. | [July the First and After] | 192 |
| XXI. | [What the Public Wants, Economically and Theatrically] | 202 |
| XXII. | [They Discuss the Signing of It] | 212 |
| XXIII. | [The Recent Unpleasantness in Toledo, Ohio] | 222 |
| XXIV. | [Feeding the Peace Conferencers and the Household] | 232 |
| XXV. | [What Are You Going to Do About It? This Includes Libeled Millionaires, Enforced Prohibition, and Shantung] | 241 |
| XXVI. | [The Approaching Royal Visit] | 251 |