I WANT TO BE A COLONEL
(Air: I Want to Be Back Home in Dixie)
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be at least a Colonel,
Have the Majors handing me salutes, and a man to black my boots.
I want to be, I want to be, at least a Colonel, C-O-L-O-N-E-L,
Hold down a desk and give the captains Hell.
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be a Colonel now!