Illustrations
[They look him over as if he were a fresh air child being given a day's outing.]
[The watcher walks around the table, giving each hand a careful scrutiny.]
["'Round and 'round the tree I go"]
["Atta boy, forty-nine: Only one more to go!"]
[For three hours there is a great deal of screaming.]
[He was further aided by the breaks of the game.]
[Mrs. Deemster didn't enter into the spirit of the thing at all.]
["That's right," says the chairman.]
["If you weren't asleep what were you doing with your eyes closed?"]
[You would gladly change places with the most lawless of God's creatures.]
[I am mortified to discover that the unpleasant looking man is none other than myself.]
["I can remember you when you were that high"]
[She would turn away and bite her lip.]
["Listen Ed! This is how it goes!"]
[I thank them and walk in to the nearest dining-room table.]
["Why didn't you tell us that you were reading a paper on birth control?"]