CRITICS

MY critic Hammond flatters prettily,

And wants another volume like the last.

My critic Belfair wants another book

Entirely different, which will sell (and live?)—

A striking book, yet not a startling book.

The public blames originalities

(You must not pump spring water unawares

Upon a gracious public, full of nerves),

Good things, not subtle, new, yet orthodox,

As easy reading as the dog-eared page

That’s fingered by said public fifty years,

Since first taught spelling by its grandmother,

And yet a revelation in some sort;

That’s hard, my critic Belfair! So, what next?

My critic Stokes objects to abstract thoughts;

“Call a man John, a woman, Joan,” says he,

“And do not prate so of humanities;”

Whereat I call my critic simply Stokes.

My critic Johnson recommends more mirth,

Because a cheerful genius suits the times,

And all true poets laugh unquenchably,

Like Shakespeare and the gods. That’s very hard.

The gods may laugh, and Shakespeare; Dante smiled

With such a needy heart on two pale lips,

We cry, “Weep, rather, Dante.” Poems are

Men, if true poems; and who dares exclaim

At any man’s door, “Here, ’tis understood

The thunder fell last week and killed a wife,

And scared a sickly husband—what of that?

Get up, be merry, shout, and clap your hands,

Because a cheerful genius suits the times?”

None says so to the man—and why, indeed,

Should any to the poem?

Elizabeth Barrett Browning.