III

Once to a crowded social fête

Both these much-titled people came,

And each perceived, when introduced,

They had the self-same name.

Their hostess said, when first they met:

“Permit me now to introduce

My good friend Mr. Clabberhuse

To Mrs. Clabberhuse.”

“’Tis very strange,” said she to him,

“Such an unusual name!—

A name so very seldom heard,

That we should bear the same.”

“Indeed, ’tis wonderful,” said he,

“And I’m surprised the more,

Because I never heard the name

Outside my home before.

“But now I come to look at you,”

Said he, “upon my life,

If I am not indeed deceived,

You are—you are—my wife.”

She gazed into his searching face,

And seemed to look him through;

“Indeed,” said she, “it seems to me

You are my husband, too.

“I’ve been so busy with my clubs,

And in my various spheres,

I have not seen you now,” she said,

“For over fourteen years.”

“That’s just the way it’s been with me;

These clubs demand a sight”—

And then they both politely bowed,

And sweetly said “Good-night.”

Sam Walter Foss.