A GOOD COME-BACK, BILL
A chaplain in the navy enjoys telling of his endeavors to induce a marine to give up the use of tobacco. During a talk that ensued between the two, the chaplain said:—
“After all, Bill, you must reflect that in all creation there is not to be found any animal except man that smokes.”
The marine sniffed.
“Yes,” he agreed, “and you won’t find, either, any other animal in all creation that cooks its food, or wears clothes.”