ENGLISH HUMOR
Bill—“Have you heard about the Prince of Wales?”
Nell—“No. What of His Royal Highness?”
Bill—“Well, he had a fall, and remained unconscious for some hours.”
Nell—“Oh, poor Prince!”
Bill—“But I am happy to say when His Royal Highness came to himself he was none the worse.”
Nell—“How did it happen?”
Bill—“In this way (not officially denied): It was very late on Monday; he fell—asleep in his bed!”