GERMAN GIRLS CAN KNIT
A certain Landwehrman had received his hundredth pair of warm woolen stockings knit by fair hands.
“Fritz must be a regular Don Juan,” said one of his less fortunate comrades.
“No,” said another, a fellow-townsman of the accused. “No, it isn’t that. The fact is, Fritz, before the war came, was teacher in a girls’ school.”