IGNORED HIMSELF
During camp parade of the buglers the other day an Irish corporal was in charge. He was asked by the C. O. if all the buglers were present, when he replied:
“No, sorr; one man absent.”
“Well, then,” said the C. O.; “go and find him, and ask what he has to say for himself.”
A few minutes later Pat came running back, and shouted:
“Shure, sorr, and weren’t we a pair of duffers not to know it? It wor meself. Bedad, sorr, Oi forgot to call me own name, entoirely, sorr!”